Every Halloween Costume Kim Kardashian Ever Wore [PHOTOS]

Wonder Woman (2008), a flapper, and her most famous costume, Aladdin’s Jasmine (both in 2009)

Kim Kardashian recently tweeted a photo of her in a leopard costume with a mesh front and wrote, “Rawwwr!!! Halloween Costume shopping.” She actually wore that exact same thing in 2010 so who knows if she dug it out of her closet or simply forgot.

Sometimes I wonder if having an ass that big is a kind of disability, not only for balance but because it’s possible that the blood flow is concentrated in that area like a boner. If she uses more than two brain cells the glorious thing might deflate.  Continue reading “Every Halloween Costume Kim Kardashian Ever Wore [PHOTOS]”

Here Are Some Creepy, Predatory Things Rupert Sanders Said About Kristen Stewart

We haven’t heard from or seen much of Snow White And The Huntsman director Rupert Sanders since he publicly apologized for having an affair with Kristen Stewart.

Here are some really eyebrow-raising things he said about Kristen in an interview (conducted before the scandal) with Vogue UK.

It’s kind of what you’d expect a really inappropriately enamored 41-year-old to say about a 22-year-old-girl…

“She’d burnt her lower pelvis area, quite low down. She was bandaging a bad burn there, in her very tight jeans, with a Camel clamped between her teeth. That was my very first image of her.”

“She’s got this masculine edge. She’s like this beautiful tomboy or something. What surprised me most when I met Kristen was how unlike the character of Bella Swan she was in real life.”  Continue reading “Here Are Some Creepy, Predatory Things Rupert Sanders Said About Kristen Stewart”

Another Re-Imagining Of Your Favorite Disney Characters

We’ve seen Disney Princesses in real-life twice (once by Ryan Astamundi and again by Jirka Väätäinen), dark and twisted, and thrown together in Amy Mebberson’s light-hearted Pocket Princesses.

Now there’s “Disasterland” by Mexican artist Rodolfo Loaiza which is a “tribute to fashion, animation, horror films and the undeniable attraction of celebrity.”

He’s got The Evil Queen snorting cocaine, Cinderella shaving her head in a moment unmistakably recognizable as a nod to Britney Spears’ 2007 meltdown, Jafar and Captain Hook embraced in a villainous lip-lock, and Lady Gaga’s meat dress.

There’s also a lot of animal humping and licking, and little odes to various rock stars including Kurt Cobain, Marilyn Manson, David Bowie and Michael Jackson.  Continue reading “Another Re-Imagining Of Your Favorite Disney Characters”

Charlize Theron And Kristen Stewart For Interview, June/July 2012

Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron appear in the latest issue of Interview Magazine for Snow White And The Huntsman and as usual, the photos are spectacular but the individual sit-downs with the two actresses are even better.

Even after picking and choosing answers, I’ve included less than half of the questions.

Elvis Mitchell does a brilliant job of exploring their careers and getting a very fluid and intelligent perspective into their craft and personal lives…

MITCHELL: When was the first time you remember working with a woman who you instantly connected with?
STEWART: Well, Jodie [Foster, in Panic Room]. But actually, the first person who hired me for a movie was a woman: Rose Troche, who directed The Safety of Objects [2001].  Continue reading “Charlize Theron And Kristen Stewart For Interview, June/July 2012”

Oh I Get It, ‘Mirror, Mirror’ Is A Comedy

I’ve been wondering how the hell the studios could justify releasing TWO live action Snow White movies around the same time but now that I’ve seen the teaser trailer for Mirror, Mirror (they’re always a few steps behind Snow White And The Huntsman) I finally get it!

These movies are truly completely different. One is dark and serious and gritty and the other is… Campy, like Enchanted? Lately all the buzz has been about Kristen Stewart and Charlize Theron’s apple-eating dwarf frenzy.

We’re finally seeing glimpses of Mirror, Mirror aka that other remake of the first cartoon Disney feature film ever, starring Julia Roberts, Nathan Lane, Armie Hammer and Lily Collins as that naive little puffy-sleeved Aryan. As you can see from the trailer below, it’s a comedy.

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Hey, Snow White Isn’t Supposed To Smoke!

Photos of Kristen Stewart shooting her potentially epic fantasy/adventure film Snow White And The Huntsman have arrived!

She’s getting all friendly with the equine scene in armor and fagging it up (fags= cigs, not men who love Disney movies).

As usual, she looks a little flummoxed, but that’s how we recognize her, right?

It wouldn’t be Kristen without that shy look of discomfort. Though the is the last person who should be smoking, she looks deader than dinosaurs, mincemeat pie and Anne Heche…

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