Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-19-12]

Mitt Romney’s sons are all creepy, but Josh is the absolute creepiest. (Gawker)

Look everyone, Emma Stone with no makeup: still stunning. (Popoholic)

Oprah gets Fergie to vaguely discuss Josh Duhamel infidelity. (ohmyGAHH!)

Honey Boo Boo’s Uncle Poodle delivers touching message for GLAAD. (TMZ)

Kimberly Buffington is divorcing Dennis Quaid again. (NY Daily News)

Los Angeles Lakers eying LeBron James for 2014, after Kobe retires. (ESPN)

Robert Pattinson kissing Kristen Stewart behind a bush, confirming everything. (Evil Beet)

The most dangerous city in the United States of America is never not Detroit. (Forbes)

Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time

A wide range of topics were discussed during Howard Stern’s recent interview with Bryan Cranston. From Cranston’s audition for Argo to losing his virginity to a “matronly” Dutch hooker. Bryan theorizes that Breaking Bad might end with everyone but his character, Walter White, dead.

Also, his young co-star RJ Mitte, who plays his son Walt Jr. and suffers from a mild case of cerebral palsy in real life, is reaping the benefits of fame…

Howard asked “He getting laid, that kid? How old is he?” and Cranston responded, “He’s twenty now, he’s seeing his fair share of action … He has a girlfriend now, I think. She’s beautiful, I don’t know actually what she does. He’s taking it to the streets.”  Continue reading “Walter White’s Son On ‘Breaking Bad’ Gets Laid All The Time”

Taylor Swift’s G-Rated Date With A Kennedy

Taylor Swift has either suddenly become really good friends with Robert Jr.’s son Conor Kennedy, or they’re dating. They spent the entire weekend in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts and were photographed eating pizza together, laughing, and holding hands.

Sorry for the Disney-friendly nature of this story. I know you were expecting more news about Kristen Stewart banging old guys in Mini Coopers, but you’re out of luck. Taylor Swift drinking Coca-Cola on the beach with a Kennedy will have to suffice.

And what do we know about Conor Richardson besides that he’s the equivalent of American royalty? Well, the kid is 18 (looks 16), has curly hair, wears Hawaiian shorts and is cousin to Patrick Schwarzenegger, who Swift was linked to in early July. Continue reading “Taylor Swift’s G-Rated Date With A Kennedy”

Sage Stallone’s Death Still Shrouded In Mystery

As you may know, Sylvester Stallone’s eldest son Sage Stallone was found dead at his home in Los Angeles on Friday. What we still don’t know is the cause of death or many details at all, for that matter.

There were prescription pills in the home but as far as we know they were not on his person or next to his body. His mother, who identified the body, said she only found empty soda cans in the vicinity.

TMZ reports that he had been dead for at least three days and that he lived a very reclusive lifestyle, comparing him to Howard Hughes and calling him “a hermit.”  Continue reading “Sage Stallone’s Death Still Shrouded In Mystery”

Time Magazine Managed To Offend Me

I watch every horror movie that comes out, no matter how grotesque. I play violent video games like Gears Of War, Doom, and Dead Space but the latest cover of Time of all things repulses me.

The issue focuses on “attachment parenting” techniques and shows a three year-old (who turns four in June) latched onto his mother, Jamie Lynne Grumet.

Grumet, a 26 year-old blogger, says breastfeeding both of her sons (the other is five) is very important to her and that the tradition was passed onto her.

“My mother breast-fed me until I was 6 years old, until I self-weaned,” she tells the magazine. “Her encouragement to breast-feed is why we were so successful.” 

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Gay Porn Found At Gaddafi Compound

A disturbing and intriguing list of items found at the Gaddafi compound that was invaded by Libyan rebel soldiers has been released. Though many of the things found were quite odd, perhaps the most surprising was a gay porn DVD called “Boyz Tracks.”

Reporters who entered the compound mentioned that it slipped out of a stack of documents in the office section of the lavish Muammar Gaddafi villa that was mainly used by his son Al-Saadi (the one who wanted so badly to be a soccer star he bought his way into playing for the Libya National Football league)

So the question is, was Al-Saadi Gaddafi really a Gayddafi? It really really reminds me of that gay Saddam Hussein bit that the South Park guys did. You know, where he’s in hell verbally abusing satan?

Other bizarre things found at the compound include…
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Tom Hanks’ Son Is The Next Vanilla Ice

Chester Hanks aka Chet Haze, son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson and younger brother to Colin Hanks, has an amazingly funny rap video out. I don’t know if I’m going to get stoned (literally pelted with broken church-window glass) for saying this, but I almost think it’s good.

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