Emma Stone’s Ex Waiting for Right Moment to Release Sex Tape

Radar Online is reporting that an old flame of Emma Stone‘s has a sex tape but isn’t shopping it around yet because she isn’t quite famous enough.

A source says, “The tape remains in the hands of the person she made it with. But that doesn’t mean there’s any guarantee that it won’t eventually hit the market. The higher Emma’s star rises, the more valuable that tape becomes.”

Nobody has actually seen this mysterious footage and Radar’s source saying “Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact” hardly makes it true. Regardless, Stone’s comparisons to Lucille Ball can be applied here.  Continue reading “Emma Stone’s Ex Waiting for Right Moment to Release Sex Tape”

Lonely Bug-Eyed Pop Singer Seeks Rebound Vampire Friend For The End Of The World

The Sun is reporting (via multiple dreaded unnamed sources) that Robert Pattinson went out to dinner at Los Angeles hotspot Soho House with longtime friend Katy Perry, who is recently divorced and no longer seeing John o-face Mayer.

Perry’s glazed-over doll corneas and Pattinson’s heartbroken emo tears may equal true… lust, and much-needed (albeit weepy) companionship.

I’m pretty Aladeen positive that the person The Sun is getting their information from is either Beavis or Butthead. Katy’s twirling her hair and he’s suddenly over Kristen Stewart, memorized by her ample gingerbread bosom?  Continue reading “Lonely Bug-Eyed Pop Singer Seeks Rebound Vampire Friend For The End Of The World”