Unhappy, Penisless Man Becomes Happiest Man Ever After Successful Transplant

banana cuttingDoctors in Cape Town, South Africa were recently able to confirm the world’s first successful penis transplant on a 21-year-old man who lost his member three years earlier. And it only took 9 hours!

The man was 18 at the time of his initiation to manhood, when a surgeon accidentally cut off his entire shaft instead of just his foreskin.

Fortunately, things are starting to look up, as he reportedly sported a post-op erection during a follow-up procedure.  Continue reading “Unhappy, Penisless Man Becomes Happiest Man Ever After Successful Transplant”

12 Inspiring Nelson Mandela Quotes to Recite During Hard Times

Nelson Mandela freedom fistAfrica’s most peaceful and influential leader may no longer be with us, but his legacy lives on in the country he worked so hard to free, the various charities organizations he founded, and finally, his words.

Here are some quotes from Nelson Mandela – who died on Thursday in Johannesburg at the ripe age of 95 – to memorize, recite and live by:

1. “May your choices reflect your hopes, not your fears.”

2. “No one is born hating another person because of the color of his skin, or his background, or his religion. People must learn to hate, and if they can learn to hate, they can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart than its opposite.”  Continue reading “12 Inspiring Nelson Mandela Quotes to Recite During Hard Times”

Rihanna Gets Fierce in African Penguin Exhibit

Rihanna penguins Leave it to Rihanna to jump into the penguin cage at an aquarium during a trip to South Africa like she’s on America’s Next Top Model.

Penguins be like, why u steal muh thunder, giant?

She did acknowledge the resemblance on her Instagram account, writing “Bitch stole my look” as a caption.

I know I haven’t talked about her since the 777 disaster, concert tardiness, and great boat a$$ incident of July, but I’m still harboring a lot of hatred over her never coming to Portland.

CLICK HERE for RiRi’s completely average and moderately sexy “Pour It Up” music video.

South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots and Kills Girlfriend Valentine’s Day Morning

Oscar Pistorius girlfriendParalympic champion Oscar Pistorius, also known as “Blade Runner” and the “Fastest man on no legs,” was arrested today for the murder of his model/law graduate girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Police arrived at Pistorius’ home in Pretoria, South Africa in the early hours of Valentine’s Day, recovering a 9 mm pistol from the scene believed to be the murder weapon.

Early reports suggested that the shooting was an accident and the possibly result of him confusing Steenkamp for an intruder while she was attempting to surprise him for Valentine’s.

Authorities say they had been called to his house multiple times for incidents of “a domestic nature,” and TMZ has learned that Pistorius was arrested in 2009 for assaulting a female companion.  Continue reading “South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots and Kills Girlfriend Valentine’s Day Morning”

Lady Gaga Explains Why She’s Better Than Die Antwoord

Lady Gaga just proved that she has next to no sense of humor about herself and thinks she’s better than artists who sell fewer records and tickets than her.

When addressing a recent, admittedly outrageous video (called “Fatty Boom Boom”) by South African rap-rave group Die Antwoord featuring a Gaga drag queen in a meat dress with a bug in her/his vagina and an epic death involving a lion, the real LG wrote:

“i fink u freaky but you don’t have a hit. hundred thousand tickets sold in SA,” referring to her tour dates in South Africa.  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Explains Why She’s Better Than Die Antwoord”

Shakira ‘Attacked’ By Sea Lions And Penguins

Queen of Loca She Wolves and time and space-defying belly dancing Shakira was nearly bitten by a sea lion during her vacation at what appears to be Cape Of Good Hope in the Southernmost point of Africa.

She shared this info along with some pictures from her trip which were posted to Twitter as well as Facebook one of her posing with some penguins and another of a baboon on the car she was traveling in.

Turns out the Columbian pop star was trying to get a closer look at the creatures when one came uncomfortably close to her.

Continue reading “Shakira ‘Attacked’ By Sea Lions And Penguins”