Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-8-14]

 
Lorde turns 300, releases Katniss-approved “Yellow Flicker Beat” video. (E! Online)

Summer of 2015 is the summer of (legal) WEED! (Oregon Live)

Kim Jong-Un oblivious to stuffed animal sex. (Mashable)

Fraulein Minaj rallies Nazi Breezy, Nazi Weezy and Nazi Drizzy. (Jezebel)

Keira Knightley is all statement and no shirt photoshop. (Mic)

Duggar daughter caught banging husband in Church. (Gawker)

Non-Duggar caught whacking it in police station with Wheat Thins. (Concourse)

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South Park‘s take on Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Child (Huffington Post)

Logo makeover and new menu items for Arby’s. (NPR)

Britney Spears‘ 4-year-old niece is wearing “Baby One More Time” clothes. (Celebuzz)

Offensive coordinator Mike McQueary sues Penn State for $4 million. (New York Times)

Tom Hardy’s bare ass getting shot with a paintball gun. (ohmyGAHH!)

The guy who called a Wisconsin newslady obese even looks like a tool. (Jezebel)

Chris Brown broke up with his girlfriend to save his “friendship” with Rihanna. (NY Daily News)

SportsCenter interview reveals Liam Neeson‘s hilariously limited football knowledge. (Deadspin)

Yennifer Lopez Jumps Out Of The Sinking Idol Ship

Up until 2009 American Idol had the same judges – Simon, Paula and Randy.

It was something you could count on, even if counting on a show that has produced only four truly successful radio artists (Kelly Clarkson, Daughtry, Carrie Underwood and Adam Lambert) feels like too much work. Now it’s lacking credibility and stability.

First Steven Tyler announced his departure from the show after two years as a judge and today Jennifer Lopez called into Ryan Seacrest’s radio show to say she’s moving on as well. Here are her confusing words:

“It’s been a long thought process. I really have been torn… but even last year, it was super tough to decide. Something has to give. That’s where I am right now.”  Continue reading “Yennifer Lopez Jumps Out Of The Sinking Idol Ship”