Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [12-19-12]

Obama SpidermanBarack Obama is Time’s Person of the Year. As if anyone else was considered. (Just Jared)

That video of the eagle trying to take off with a baby in Montreal is FAKE. (Gawker)

Taylor Swift FORCES her boyfriends to get giant arm tattoos. (Huffington Post)

Legs of Hugh Jackman neglected at gym in favor of arms, back and chest. (Celebuzz)

Chord Overstreet strips and jumps in Hurricane Sandy flood waters. (ohmyGAHH!)

The guy who cut Kim Kardashian‘s hair deserves a prize of some sort. (Evil Beet)

Japan has around two gun deaths a year. America has nearly 9,000. Figure it out. (The Atlantic)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-23-12]

Spider-Man eats Uncle Sam’s ass for Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade (ohmyGAHH!)

A long time ago, Mayans erected a statue honoring Lil’ Wayne. (TMZ)

Hector ‘Macho’ Camacho may be removed from life support on Saturday. (L.A. Times)

PETA talked Courtney Stodden into hiding her body. (Evil Beet)

Ke$ha doesn’t just have a necklace and earrings made of human teeth… (Allie is Wired)

Phresh off the 777 tour, Rihanna spends turkey day clubbing with Chris Brown. (E! Online)

Black Friday shoppers at Wal-Mart nearly kill each other for phones, towels, and games. (Gawker)

The Amazing Spider-Booty Starring Andrew Garfield

I’ve been looking at stills from the yet-to-be-released Amazing Spider-Man movie starring Andrew Garfield (The Social Network, Never Let Me Go) Martin Sheen, Denis Leary, Sally Field and of course blonde Emma Stone.

I’ve come to the conclusion that this is the most bootylicious, potentially-gay Spider-Man movie that I have ever seen, I hope Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield have as much chemistry in the movie as Andrew Garfield and wardrobe piece #1, the Spider-Man suit.

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Cosplay NERDS Lip-syncing to P!nk

Last month, at London’s annual comic-con event at Earls Court Exhibition Centre, a bunch of costume-wearing, comic book-reading, video-game playing hobos got together and lip-synced to Pink’s “Raise Your Glass.”

Watch, Malfoy, The Joker, Black Cat (Spiderman), Wolfenstein Zombies, Jack Sparrow, Baby Doll (Sucker Punch), Batgirl and Spiderman, plus more…

I think Pink would be proud, but this is pretty embarrassing to watch.

Why so serious? I’m not, I’m laughing with my eyes dude, get it right.