Bodily Newsflash: Justin Bieber Spitting on Others Makes Me Puke on Myself

justin bieber spitting on fans What a surprise. On Thursday Justin Bieber spit on his fans — the very people who brought him to the current level of success that allows him to stand on fancy balconies — in Toronto. From NY Daily News:

The 19-year-old tween idol turned bad boy was caught on camera hawking a mouthful of saliva over a hotel balcony in Toronto Thursday – as a throng of Beliebers were gathered outside to catch a glimpse of their hero.

The pictures, which were first flagged by TMZ.com, show an unidentified friend of the Biebs laughing at the crude prank.

Sweet potato Jesus, I hate when people call Justin Bieber a “bad boy.” He’s bad like a baby grasping at sharp cabinet drawers or putting pennies in his mouth, but he’s not exactly Mickey fucking Rourke.

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Justin Bieber: ‘People Want Me To Fail’

Justin Bieber held back by securityUs Weekly published an interview with Justin Bieber explaining that he’s not having a breakdown amid rumors that he spit in a neighbor’s face after Vin Dieseling his way up and down the street in his adopted Calabasas community.

“I have a big heart. I want to be a good role model, but some people want me to fail,” Vanilla Ice Jr. said. “I’m young and I want to have fun. I don’t think there is anything wrong with that.”

He’s young, his brain isn’t fully formed and he has to listen to Justin Bieber songs all day. I get why he’s so angry.

It Looks Like Alicia Silverstone Is French-Kissing Her Baby

But really she’s feeding it, the way a wild mama bird would, spitting partially-chewed vegan foodstuffs into her son’s mouth as if it were as normal as racism on Xbox Live.

The Clueless/Batman & Robin/actual Blast From The Past actress posted a picture and video on her hippie-granola website, “The Kind Life” with the message:

“Yum! I fed Bear the mochi and a tiny bit of veggies from the soup…from my mouth to his. It’s his favorite…and mine.”

“He literally crawls across the room to attack my mouth if I’m eating. This video was taken about a month or 2 ago when he was a bit wobbly. Now he is grabbing my mouth to get the food!”  Continue reading “It Looks Like Alicia Silverstone Is French-Kissing Her Baby”