Bradley Cooper Likes Gerard Butler More Than he Likes his New Girlfriend

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Bradley Cooper brought a date to Wimbledon and it wasn’t his girlfriend, 21-year-old model Suki Waterhouse. While Waterhouse was technically present, Cooper had tunnel vision for Gerard.

Coop and Butte opted to pose for photos together and laugh it up in matching suits instead of paying much attention to Andy Murray’s win over Novak Djokovic.  Continue reading “Bradley Cooper Likes Gerard Butler More Than he Likes his New Girlfriend”

Local LA Crazy Man Will Likely Be Waived From NBA Team

Metta World Peace short shortsThe Los Angeles Lakers are considering taking a crucial step in becoming a little less douchey by electing to use their amnesty provision on forward Metta World Peace, the athlete formerly known as Ron Artest. If they go through with it, MWP will be picked up by another team and will continue his career elsewhere.

I’m okay with this situation for two reasons. One, I hate the Lakers, and a decent portion of their fans are pretty butthurt right now about their precious Metta’s (probable) departure.

And two, I hate the guy. Plain and simple.

I’m not going to talk much about his performance as an athlete, because there’s no question that he’s talented. And while his game has declined a bit over the last few seasons, he’ll have no problem getting picked up by another team.  Continue reading “Local LA Crazy Man Will Likely Be Waived From NBA Team”

UFC Wonderman Anderson Silva Finally Lost a Fight, Was it Fixed?

Anderson Silva knockoutSo I don’t normally watch men’s MMA matches at all and only recently started getting into women’s MMA because of Ronda Rousey and Gina Carano and Cris Cyborg etc., BUT I heard about Anderson Silva losing his first fight since 2006 against Chris Weidman and that a few people thought the fight was fixed because of the way Silva went down after a few strikes to the face.

While it was weird that he hunched over after one light hit prior to the knockout and just plain stupid how much he seemed to underestimate and not respect his opponent, his eyes did “just roll back into his head,” as Dana White put it. Seems like a hard thing to fake. Maybe?  Continue reading “UFC Wonderman Anderson Silva Finally Lost a Fight, Was it Fixed?”

Evelyn Lozada’s Post-Chad Johnson Headbutt Photos are a Brutal Reminder of a Growing Problem

Evelyn Lozada cutThere is no bright side to getting beat up by the person you love, but if there’s one thing we can learn from photos of famous women like Rihanna and regular ones like Tina Nash — the British mother who tragically said “I miss the world, I miss everything, I feel like a ghost,” after an attack by her boyfriend left her permanently blinded — it’s that domestic violence is a worldwide problem that needs constant attention.

Raising awareness and speaking out on the matter is the least we can do.

For instance, TMZ just released photos of Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada with a nasty injury following last year’s headbutt by her ex-husband, NFL star Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson.  Continue reading “Evelyn Lozada’s Post-Chad Johnson Headbutt Photos are a Brutal Reminder of a Growing Problem”

Funny Video: Female Arm Wrestler Screams Bloody Murder

Like Roseanne singing the National anthem, Sharapova Vs. Azarenka and We Are Never Ever Goating Back Together before it, Lithuanian junior Monika Majute at the European Women’s Arm Wrestling Championship is louder than me during the Red Wedding episode of Game of Thrones. 

And she didn’t even win! Stallone’s character in Over The Top would be so disappointed…
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Chad Johnson’s Bromantic Butt Slap is no Big Deal

Chad Johnson lawyer butt slapWhat’s going on in the world of sports besides the NBA playoffs and Tebow possibly signing with the Patriots?

Well, Bengals cornerback Adam “Pacman” Jones punched a woman for throwing a drink at him, and free agent Chad Johnson got in trouble for slapping his male lawyer’s ass at a probation violation hearing.

Jones pleaded not guilty (even though TMZ has a surveillance video), and Johnson is currently trying to talk his way out of a 30 day jail sentence because he made the whole courtroom chuckle.

“I don’t know that you’re taking this whole thing seriously,” the honorable judge so-and-so said. “I just saw you slap your attorney on the backside. Is there something funny about what’s going on here today?” 

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Tim Tebow To Join Tom Brady and the Patriots as Third-String QB?

Tebow and Brady meme Handsome virgin quarterback Tim Tebow‘s name will likely be slapped on the back of a Patriots jersey for the 2013-14 season.

According to ESPN’s sources, Tebow is expected to arrive at Pats’ minicamp tomorrow morning.

Mike Reiss pointed out that since definite starter Tom Brady is healthy and their backup QB, Ryan Mallett, has two more years on his contract, Tebow may be the team’s last resort third-string option.

Coach Bill Belichick’s past comments on Mallett have been lukewarm, telling NFL owners meeting attendees in March that he “performed well” in 2012-13. “I couldn’t comment on that,” Belichick said in response to trade rumors. “I’m glad he plays for our team.”

I think we can all agree that, with that arm, Tim Tebow barely deserves a spot as a cheerleader for the Lingerie Football League, let alone a spot on any team in the NFL. (Even the 2008 Lions.)

The NBA Has Its First Openly Gay, Non-Retired Basketball Player

Jason Collins Sports IllustratedMost people accepted Jason Collins, the first openly gay American male currently participating in professional sports in America, with open arms today after his  announcement through Sports Illustrated.

I wouldn’t label myself an activist,” he wrote. “I just see myself as someone who wants to live his life genuinely.”

Collins, now 34, played for Stanford alongside his identical twin brother Jarron until 2001, when he was drafted by the Nets. He has also played for the Wizards, Hawks, Celtics and Grizzlies.

Supporters already include Kobe Bryant, Metta World Peace, Steve Nash, Spike Lee, and current Boston coach Doc Rivers.

Others called his career “unremarkable,” didn’t care, or, in the case of ESPN’s Chris Broussard, said he and every other gay person is “walking in open rebellion to God” and “living in unrepentant sin.”  Continue reading “The NBA Has Its First Openly Gay, Non-Retired Basketball Player”

World Says ‘Meh’ After Finding Out Brittney Griner is Gay and Already ‘Out’ to Everyone She Knows

Brittney Griner bowtieAt 6’8,” Baylor Bear Brittney Griner is beyond tall enough to dunk. She was just drafted #1 in the WNBA and is one of the few female basketball players who should really be allowed to play against men.

As of April 17, she is also openly gay, and no one seems to care. But is that progress, or bias?

“I really couldn’t give an answer on why that’s so different,” Griner responded after being asked why people seem more accepting of gay women in the WNBA. “Being one that’s out, it’s just being who you are.”

“Again, like I said, just be who you are,” she continued. “Don’t worry about what other people are going to say, because they’re always going to say something, but, if you’re just true to yourself, let that shine through. Don’t hide who you really are.”  Continue reading “World Says ‘Meh’ After Finding Out Brittney Griner is Gay and Already ‘Out’ to Everyone She Knows”

Tiger Woods’ 5-Iron Officially Entangled in Lindsey Vonn’s Poles

Tiger Woods Lindsey Vonn facebook Sexting and golf champ Tiger Woods and injury-prone skier Lindsey Vonn confirmed the worst-kept secret that is their relationship by posting joint his and her statements along with a series of cheesy looking-off-into-the-distance photos on best-platform-for-secret-shattering Facebook.

Both made sure to mention that their friendship blossomed into a sporty romance in recent months, possibly because she was still technically married to Thomas Vonn up until January 9.

The couple also clarified that no one is frickin’ allowed to ask them about the intimate details. 

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Desmond Bryant Enters Top Best Mugshot Lists

Desmond Bryant mugshotRaiders DT Desmond Bryant (not to be confused with Cowboys wide receiver Dez Bryant) rolled his drunken eyes and stuck out his tongue for a shirtless mugshot at Dade County’s correctional facility Sunday morning.

Bryant was reportedly arrested for causing an inebriated commotion at a neighbor’s home in Miami.

Deadspin has the photo(s) of the NFL star and is holding a photoshop contest. Currently in the unofficial running: him as a seal, him chopped into one of Beyonce’s unflattering Superbowl pics, and him in The Miracle Worker.

Desmond becomes an unrestricted free agent on March 12. It’s really too bad he can’t go play with fellow best/worst mugshot contender Todd Helton.  Continue reading “Desmond Bryant Enters Top Best Mugshot Lists”

There’s No Getting Around It – Oscar Pistorius Meant To Kill His Girlfriend

Oscar Pistorius cryingThere are still friends, family and devout fans of Oscar Pistorius who do not want to explore the possibility that the murder of his girlfriend was not an accident, but if the police and news reports are even remotely correct, there is simply no way that it was.

30-year-old FHM model Reeva Steenkamp was shot four times through a door in the hand and head. Reports suggest that a first bullet hit her in the hip while she was in the bedroom, and that she was later chased into the bathroom. Even if she wasn’t attacked before entering the bathroom, there is little to no chance that Pistorius mistook her for an intruder.

Most people scream (or make recognizable noises of some sort) when their life is in danger…

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South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots and Kills Girlfriend Valentine’s Day Morning

Oscar Pistorius girlfriendParalympic champion Oscar Pistorius, also known as “Blade Runner” and the “Fastest man on no legs,” was arrested today for the murder of his model/law graduate girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp. Police arrived at Pistorius’ home in Pretoria, South Africa in the early hours of Valentine’s Day, recovering a 9 mm pistol from the scene believed to be the murder weapon.

Early reports suggested that the shooting was an accident and the possibly result of him confusing Steenkamp for an intruder while she was attempting to surprise him for Valentine’s.

Authorities say they had been called to his house multiple times for incidents of “a domestic nature,” and TMZ has learned that Pistorius was arrested in 2009 for assaulting a female companion.  Continue reading “South African Olympian Oscar Pistorius Shoots and Kills Girlfriend Valentine’s Day Morning”

Super Bowl 2013: Destiny’s Child Went On, The Power Went Out… The Ravens Won

Joe Flacco trophyFrom a blackout (which would’ve been the 49ers’ MVP if they’d won) that was either caused by Ray Lewis’ tears or Beyonce’s hairdryer, to a near San Francisco comeback, Super Bowl XLVII turned out to be pretty eventful.

Here’s a late breakdown:

I’m slightly ashamed to admit that a commercial featuring a baby Budweiser Clydesdale somehow made me cry more than Jennifer Hudson’s performance with 26 children from Sandy Hook elementary.

Alicia Keys (who should have switched with J-Hud) sat at her piano and gave us the jazzy low-risk version of the National Anthem.  Continue reading “Super Bowl 2013: Destiny’s Child Went On, The Power Went Out… The Ravens Won”

Neil Patrick Harris ‘Too Gay’ For The Super Bowl

Neil Patrick Harris eye black Neil Patrick Harris is being accused of “pushing a gay agenda” and mocking Christianity because of a new Super Bowl promo featuring him wearing eye black with the date of the game written inside it.

“CBS, the television network airing the big game this year, is now using an outspoken homosexual actor to mimic Tim Tebow’s style of trumpeting messages in eyeblack on his face,” Joe Kovacs of the conservative website WND wrote in an article titled “‘Gay’ CBS star now mimics Tim Tebow?”  Continue reading “Neil Patrick Harris ‘Too Gay’ For The Super Bowl”

Trademarking Your Deformities

I’ve heard of insuring your body parts, J-lo’s big ass and Tommy lee’s penis but this story is absolutely atrocious.

According to Dlisted.com, The world’s ugliest basketball player, Anthony Davis, is reportedly trademarking his puke-inducing eyebrow/unibrow. I literally feel like crying when I see his ugly face, but that’s the power of a unibrow.

And he says, “I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it. Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”  Continue reading “Trademarking Your Deformities”

The NFL Draft Begins On Thursday, Here’s Number One And Two

The 2012 National Football League draft starts Thursday, April 26 and ends Saturday, April 28.

In case you didn’t know, there’s a 99.9% chance that Stanford’s Andrew Luck is going to the Colts as the number one pick, to fill the void left by current Bronco Peyton Manning.

The number two pick, QB Robert Griffin III of the Baylor Bears, will go to the Washington Redskins. NFL Network analysts seem to agree that offensive tackle Matt Kalil will head to Minnesota. As for the rest of the draft, here’s a mock-up prediction of picks.  Continue reading “The NFL Draft Begins On Thursday, Here’s Number One And Two”