Trailer: Godzilla

For those looking to fill the void left by Pacific Rim, there’s a new Godzilla coming in spring of 2014.

Directed by relative unknown Gareth Edwards and released by Legendary Pictures, the classic monster flick’s new teaser is narrated by a seriously ominous David Strathairn.

It also stars Bryan Cranston, Elizabeth Olsen, Ken Watanabe, Juliette Binoche and Kickass’ Aaron Taylor-Johnson, who is scooping up roles Shia LaBeouf would have been offered years ago, before he became a dreadlock-having piece of penis-flashing performance art.

Happy Easter, But Please Don’t Adopt A Bunny

I don’t often use my website as an outlet for anything that isn’t skin-deep but I have to urge all the parents out there not to acquire rabbits, chicks or ducklings this Easter for your kids.

Every year thousands of bunnies are picked up by semi-loving but witless parents who are stupid enough to think that taking care of a live animal won’t be a bit of work.

Most abandon them, which either leads to mass overcrowding at pet adoption centers, euthanization, or domesticated rabbits in the wild.

People actually have no idea how sensitive and high-maintenance these creatures really are. Their digestive systems are weak and their diet consists mainly of hay and NOT carrots, as many believe. Continue reading “Happy Easter, But Please Don’t Adopt A Bunny”