Someone’s Been Hasslin’ the Hoff

Things have been heavy around here the past few days, and rightfully so. Life sometimes hits you like a ton of bricks and beats you bloodier than Rocky Balboa at the end of his eponymous first movie. We’ve all been affected in some way by the brutal shooting in Colorado. Some, obviously, more than others. We all will have to find our own ways to deal with this tragedy.

Well, with that said, let’s lighten things up a bit, shall we?

Apparently, hundreds of cardboard cutouts of David Hasselhoff have been stolen from the New England area. Yeah, I don’t get it either. The Hoff has lent his image to Cumberland Farms to sell iced coffee. I guess cold caffeine and wrinkled, leathery skin go hand-in-hand.

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My Chemical Romance’s Thieving Drummer

Michael Pedicone, a new drummer that the rock/pop band My Chemical Romance had recently hired (March 2010) was caught stealing on Thursday from the band and therefore fired.

My Chem’s guitarist Frank Iero made a statement about the disaster,

“The relationship between My Chemical Romance and Michael Pedicone is over…He was caught red-handed stealing from the band and confessed to police after our show last night in Auburn, Washington.”

Apparently My Chemical Romance have a bucket of drummers in waiting, to pluck at whenever their hearts desire because they’ve already replaced Pedicone (formerly of The Bled) with Jarrod Alexander from Death By Stereo.

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