Ke$ha Drops A Watery Load In The Street

This week Ke$ha stooped to new lows, the low of her bum almost touching the pavement.

That’s all I could mean by “low” since her most famous song is called “TiK ToK,” she spells her name with a dollar sign, there are moneyshot pictures of her on the internet, and she’s the proud owner of a beard website.

This is a photo of her peeing in the street (via her official Twitter @keshasuxx) not dropping a deuce like I implied. So sorry to disappoint. She wrote, “Pee pee on the street. PoPo come and get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” Thanks a lot, Dr. Seu$$. In a way this is a good thing. Pop stars and modesty, what kind of a combination would that be? Jessica Simpson circa 1999?