Underage Justin Bieber Grabs a Beer and a Handful of Texan Stripper Booty

justin bieber shirtless strip clubSome girls break free of their clean-cut image by wearing more revealing clothing and making risky non nun-approved career moves, but Justin Bieber isn’t like the other girls.

He breaks free by being completely topless in public, drinking Dos Equis and molesting exotic dancer sirloin.

Would he get girls (or boys) if he wasn’t famous? Yes, but not nearly as many.

Instead of being at some ultra-packed strip club in Texas, he’d be at the dive on the corner throwing quarters into the cheese-filled ass dimples of girls with nicknames like Buckwheat and Tiny.

I’m about to turn my own life around and open a really popular club in L.A. with a strict “no shirt, no service” policy for the sole satisfaction of rejecting Justin the second him and his goofball entourage catch wind of it just to prove that rules do in fact apply to them.

Read: Unbeliebable: 33-year-old Bieber fan has $100k of plastic surgery to look like his idol

Chad Johnson Admits He Made a Sex Tape, With Strippers, Three Years Ago

Chad Johnson sex tapeChad Johnson and Terrell Owens have a lot in common. Football, separate and joint television shows (The T.O. Show, Ochocinco: The Ultimate Catch, The T.Ocho Show) and now a sex tape.

Johnson tells TMZ that the photos and footage of him with two strippers in a Florida hotel room (acquired by WorldStarHipHop) are around three years old. While he is looking to take legal action, he doesn’t seem even half as pissed as Hulk Hogan did.

Ex-wife/current live-in something Evelyn Lozada doesn’t seem mad either, because she already knew about it “months ago.” From her Twitter:  Continue reading “Chad Johnson Admits He Made a Sex Tape, With Strippers, Three Years Ago”

Miley Cyrus Got What She Wanted For Her Birthday

Miley Cyrus stripper buttLike all Disney-related acts before her, Kiyomi from The Real L Word Miley Cyrus has made the transition from butterfly-loving cutie patootie to crunk, stripper-fondling, underfed member of ICP.

“If I don’t get atleast one big booty hoe my friends are officially not my friends anymore,” Cyrus wrote before her 20th birthday party last month.

You know it was a good get-together when random, Vegas-y photos are still surfacing (TMZ dug this one up yesterday).

To recap, Miley Cyrus still has friends and Liam Hemsworth has officially seen less naked girls than his wife has (see her performance at “Christmas Creampies”).  Continue reading “Miley Cyrus Got What She Wanted For Her Birthday”

Tim Tebow Is Posing For Pictures He Doesn’t Want Anyone To See

 Broadway actress Neka Zang says she was asked to remove the above picture of her and other Rock Of Ages performers in bikini tops posing with Tim Tebow. After removing the photo from Twitter Monday morning, she wrote:

“Well, Due to Tebow’s ‘image’ I was asked to remove the pic of him with us half dressed ladies. He does know we arn’t real strippers right?” Adding, “Tweeps. I’m not mad, or judging. Just letting u all know I took the pic down.”   Continue reading “Tim Tebow Is Posing For Pictures He Doesn’t Want Anyone To See”

Dennis Rodman Holds Tryouts For Topless Women’s Basketball Team

If you are a woman with minor hoop skills whose face and body does not resemble a penny that has been put on a train track, then I suggest you go to New York and try out for Dennis Rodman’s topless basketball team!

I always felt that this was what all women’s teams needed to do to increase ticket sales, but never had the guts to say it. Who needs knocker slings anyway right?

Actually, I lied, you can’t try out because the two teams consist of tall exotic dancers only, who are already employed at Rick’s Cabaret (DR has been a customer for over 30 years) and Headquarters Gentleman’s Club. But hey, at least it’s for charity.

Kelly Dwyer of Yahoo Sports seemed quite put off by the whole thing, especially because of Rodman’s statement: “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court.” 

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