Amanda Bynes Frolics in Bikini, Makes Long-Awaited Return to Twitter!

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Amanda Bynes MAY be giving us the success story we wasted our time hoping for with Lindsay Lohan…

After entering a hospital and eventually rehab for driving crazily, smashing bongs and lighting fires in people’s yards, Bynes is seemingly back to her content, sane self – spending time with her parents and attending the Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising.

Of all the negative things Bynes was “famous” for in recent years, most know her for her presence on Twitter.

Once the queen of attention-grabbing tweets that often involved calling people “ugly” and getting her vagina murdered, not to mention the posting of one-eyed duckface photos, Amanda B. has quietly returned to social media with short and sweet messages about her fans and her birthday. (She just turned 28.)  Continue reading “Amanda Bynes Frolics in Bikini, Makes Long-Awaited Return to Twitter!”

27-Year-Old NFL Cheerleader/English Teacher Admits She Had A ‘Romantic Relationship’ With A High School Student

The teacher Andy Samberg’s character slept with in That’s My Boy could almost be based on Bengals cheerleader Sarah Jones, who recently plead guilty to sleeping with a 17-year-old.

Jones, 27, taught the boy at northern Kentucky high school early in 2011 and began an explicit relationship with him that involved sexting and actual sex.

Because of a plea deal, Sarah will spend absolutely no time in jail (because that would totally happen if it were a 27-year-old guy). On Monday, October 8 she left the courthouse holding hands with her now 18-year-old former student.

A happy ending, for him? Unless all that stuff about her having multiple venereal diseases from sleeping with every player in Cincinnati was true. But she’s a millionaire, so I’m sure she can afford a his and hers antibiotic lockers.

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Is Meeting The President Really THIS Scary?

The answer is yes, meeting the president is overwhelming whether it’s George Bush or Obama or Ulysses S. Grant. Especially if it’s Ulysses S. Grant because nobody but the Biography channel likes ghosts.

Now, this picture went viral for the obvious reasons. I hate the word “viral” because anything on the internet is technically viral but this is just one of those times where I’m lazy and can’t think of anything else.

The woman you see is University Of Colorado student Madalyn “dive bar girl” Starkey who ran into the prez at, you guessed it, a local pub.

Her Twitter caption (“Just met Obama at the Sink”) was much more relaxed than her facial expression. Good thing she has proof, cause who would believe her without it?

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