Lea Michele Not Planning on Dumping Cory Monteith While He’s in Rehab

Lea Michele Cory Monteith dinnerKind and generous soul Lea Michele has decided not to kick boyfriend Cory Monteith to the curb after he checked himself into rehab for substance abuse.

“I love and support Cory and will stand by him through this,” she says, as if she were the wife of a politician who cheated on her with an underage Thai boy. “I am grateful and proud he made this decision.”

Monteith first entered rehab when he was 19 and has described himself as a heavy drinker since age 13 who did “every and any drug” he could get his hands on.

You know those awful people who hate Anne Hathaway for no reason besides that she’s too “actressy?” I may feel that way about Lea Michele, and I don’t want to.  Continue reading “Lea Michele Not Planning on Dumping Cory Monteith While He’s in Rehab”

Billie Joe Armstrong Smashes Guitar, Says “Fuck” At Least Ten Times, Then Checks Into Rehab

Billie Joe Armstong is SO punk. If your definition of “punk” is similar to Avril Lavigne’s. You know, smashing guitars, dissing fellow pop stars, and expressing yourself with your middle finger and the word “fuck,” just in case the audience is deaf.

Late Friday night an especially enraged Billie Joe performed at the iHeartRadio Festival in Vegas. Usher’s set ended up running long, causing Green Day‘s to be cut short.

“You’re gonna give me one minute?! Let me tell you something, I’ve been around since fucking nineteen eighty fucking eight, and you’re gonna give me one minute?! You’ve gotta be fucking kidding me!” he yelled after being told to wrap it up.  Continue reading “Billie Joe Armstrong Smashes Guitar, Says “Fuck” At Least Ten Times, Then Checks Into Rehab”