Latin Hottie Naya Rivera is Dying to be on the Radio

Naya Rivera RollingstoneGlee’s Naya Rivera is the hottest Latin girl, according to Rolling Stone, who put Naya on the flipside of November’s Lou Reed tribute issue.

Super bendy gumby woman from Glee tells RS that she hates going to sleep without her engagement ring from Big Sean (“My finger just feels naked”) and expresses her dreams of becoming a big hit on the radio once her debut album is released in 2014.

“Get on or get off. I think this is a summer song, and I want it on the radio by the end of the summer,” Rivera says of her label’s handling of the single  “Sorry” featuring Big Sean, which just got a lyric video.

Nothing against her voice or legs or anything (best character on Glee by far) but she seems like someone who will have a sex tape in about… oh, I dunno, three months? People that in love are always careless with their personal videos.


The Return of Sailor Moon?????

I’m literally about to shit unicorns. My favorite childhood obsession Sailor Moon will be making an international return in the Summer of 2013. I’ve always wanted it to come back with new animation. It’s been 20 years since the first episode aired! Hopefully this time they cater it to adults.

Half of the people reading this are probably thinking “wait wtf is a sailor moon” well Google and YouTube it mofos. Waste half your life obsessing over it like I did. You get to see teenage girls spinning around naked on the coolest acid trip ever. No pedo… pedo.

It’s also the first epic love story of our century, Bella and Edward don’t got nothing on Tuxedo Mask and Sailor Moon. There’s love, hate, death, violence, friendship……it’s pretty much like the short lifespan of my semen.
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The 15 Biggest Songs Of Summer 2011

1. Adele – “Rolling In The Deep.” Adele is the standing ovation artist of 2010 and 2011. Her songwriting and vocal abilities not to mention the message of her songs propelled her further and further into fame after her sophomoric album 21 was released.

“Rolling In The Deep” was her first single to hit number one in the states AND beat out every other song of 2011 as the longest-running chart topper. It may not be the “happiest” song of summer, but it is the most memorable of the entire year. Adele revived white lady soul and after Amy Winehouse’s passing she is one of the only ones we have to turn to.

2. Katy Perry “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” Is this song avoidable? No. Do you hate it? Yes. Do you love it? Yes… Katy Perry’s “Last Friday Night (T.G.I.F.)” is what happens when you pair up the man who wrote Britney Spears’ “Baby One More Time” with the man who co-wrote Perry’s “I Kissed A Girl” and Ke$ha’s “Tik Tok.” Holy crap, this song is like the disclaimer below the definition of pop music. (Am I the only one who thought the beloved empress of cleavage was simply craving some late night T.G.I. Fridays?) Enlisting Rebecca Black, Kevin McHale, Debbie Gibson, Hanson and Corey Feldman for the video didn’t hurt either.

3. Britney Spears “I Wanna Go.” Femme Fatale is scientific proof that Britney Spears knows how to survive in the ever-changing music industry. Or, her people know how to survive in the industry, the people she hires/approves. Good enough. “I Wanna Go” is the third single off Femme Fatale, Britney’s seventh full-length album, and believe it or not, this single caused her CD to be the first in her discography to have three top ten singles. I never thought I’d say it, but bring on the heavy basslines, vocoders and techno-influence.

4. LMFAO – “Party Rock Anthem” Feat. Lauren Bennett and GoonRock. Those guys that you heard in the intro to the Kardashian spinoff series Kourtney And Khloe Take Miami – they’re the ones who sing “Party Rock Anthem.” Bet you never thought they’d make it, with their spandex, kitchy sunglasses, overwhelming use of gold and leopard-print sasquatch body hair. But they did, and “Party Rock Anthem” is as big as it gets. Typical paint-by-numbers club song.

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New Ximena Sariñana! (Late-Summer Anthem)

I feel as if this is the back-up anthem of the summer, for the weird kids who aren’t just into Katy Perry and Jason Derulo.

The song is sure to land itself in some sort of Target or M&M’s commercial while the video is as fun/simple as the ones for Ok Go’s “Here It Goes Again” or Two Door Cinema Club’s “What You Know.”

It’s colorful, jazzy, and chalk full of non-slutty ladies in swimsuits, palm trees, and water. It’s “California Gurls” meets something substantial and classy.

Listen to Mexico-native Ximena Sariñana, and her soon-to-be hit single “Different.” (Album dropped August 2nd)