Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-4-13]

Rex Ryan Sanchez Tattoo Rex Ryan sunbathing photos reveal tattoo of his wife in a Mark Sanchez jersey. (Deadspin)

Season 2 of Girls has Lena Dunham dating Republican Donald Glover. (The A.V. Club)

Kelly Clarkson gets hit on by “the hottest girls ever,” still bats for the boys’ team. (Yahoo!)

Wand, implants and bucket of crabs top list of weird things found in hotel rooms. (Daily Mail)

Kourtney Kardashian paid $200,000 to display 44-pound weight loss. (Hollywood Life)

Every pop culture reference from every Quentin Tarantino movie HERE -> (College Humor)

Jennifer Lawrence’s friends want her to kill intruders, Katniss Everdeen-style. (The Mary Sue)

 

The Queen Is About To Bust A Cap Over Kate Middleton’s Nude Sunbathing Photos

Like all [Disney] princesses before her, real-life British royalty Kate Middleton is now involved in a scandal of epic proportions.

A French gossip rag called Closer has released exclusive photos yesterday of Kate letting it all hang out at Chateau d’Autet in Provence.

Maybe Middleton, wife of Prince William (brother of naked Vegas troublemaker Harry), should ask Selena Gomez, Britney Spears, Miley Cyrus and Lindsay Lohan for help. American versions of princesses, fallen from grace, spat into a harsh, highly scrutinized reality.  Continue reading “The Queen Is About To Bust A Cap Over Kate Middleton’s Nude Sunbathing Photos”