Jay-Z Look-Alike Wanted For New York Serial Murder

Police have a few leads on a serial killer that has been terrorizing Middle Eastern shopkeepers in Brooklyn. One of them is someone who looks an awful lot like partial Nets owner, Jay-Z.
This police sketch of a man with a buzz cut and sunglasses may or may not be the “Crazy 8 Killer” wanted for three murders in 2012, July 6, August 3 and November 16.  Continue reading “Jay-Z Look-Alike Wanted For New York Serial Murder”

Miley Rocks Unibrow, Considers Moving Back To Hicksville

Miley Cyrus was photographed leaving the gym in Los Angeles on Wednesday looking fit, but it was hard to focus on her stomach when there was something laughter-inducing about her getup – those sunglasses! You know, the ones giving her a unibrow?

A single eyebrow can be sexy. I think it’s really high-fashion and admirable. The goofier you look, the more I have to give you props. Even if you’re buck-toothed moron who needs to stop smoking pot, because, let’s be honest, the brain cells are minimal.

The day after her uniromp, Miley Tweeted for the millionth time that she was sick of being followed: “Highly considering moving back to Nashville. I can’t stand these D Bag paparazzi anymore. Couldn’t even take my dog on a walk today.”

Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian

Hear me out hear me out. I know Drew Barrymore normally looks nothing like Khloe Kardashian.

Some may even call me a blasphemous harlot for uttering their names in the same sentence.

Barrymore’s career mostly looks like a bowl of cherries, and she’s no reality star BUT she has been married twice and one of those marriages was to Tom Green.

Lamar Odom has got to be at least 20 million steps up from a guy who puts rats in his butt.

Anyway, Drew Barrymore is awesome and so is Khloe (don’t judge me) but in this picture of Drew wandering around L.A. I have to say she looks like a 5’4″ version of the outcast Armenian.  Continue reading “Drew Barrymore Looks Like A Tiny Khloe Kardashian”