Gays Stay Gay After Gaga Flashes Goodies

Lady gaga naked gay club 2013Gaga fans in London put their hands up and made ’em touch during a surprise performance at the Soho club G-A-Y.

If you were to ask 99.9% of that audience if they were more excited to hear her single “Venus” or see her naked body, well…. you know. It doesn’t help that she’s gone from borderline sexy in the videos for “Telephone” and “LoveGame” to Miracle Max’s swamp witch wife.

“Just saw LadyGaga do a surprise set at G-A-Y. She got her arse out & showed her vagina. All agrees it was impressive but we’re staying gay,” comedian Matt Lucas tweeted.

She got dat Thanksgiving turkey ass, and “Venus” is only slightly less underwhelming than THIS.

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Megan Fox Can Do Comedy?? DUH

Judd Apatow’s wife, and a female comedic actress in her own right, Leslie Mann was at the L.A. premiere for her movie The Change Up and started talking about Judd’s new project, the confirmed Knocked Up spinoff.

A spinoff which co-stars none other than my favorite quirky, mentally-unfit-to-raise-a-goldfish, hot ghost lady, Megan Fox. Here is the exact mumble-tastic quote from Leslie:

“Megan Fox is so funny yeah she’s hilarious, I, you know, you wouldn’t, I mean I dunno if other people, I dunno, I think she’s really funny.  You’ll be pleasantly surprised.”

Okay, I’M not surprised. I dunno if anyone else saw her on Saturday Night Live, Jennifer’s Body (everybody misunderstood that movie) or the indie comedy How To Lose Friends And Alienate People, but this is the only kind of “acting” Mrs. David Silver or as I like to call him Brian Austin G (emphasis on “G,” it’s an ironic gangster name) should be doing.

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