Perez Hilton Blessed With the Birth of a Hairy Baby

Perez Hilton son After a semi-secret, four-year search for a surrogate mother, online entrepreneur Perez Hilton finally found a match and is now the proud father of a baby boy.

“I am ready to announce that earlier this month I was blessed with the birth of my first child, a beautiful and healthy baby boy – with lots of hair on his tiny head,” Hilton, real name Mario Lavandeira, wrote on his website yesterday afternoon.

Perez said in a 2009 interview with the Los Angeles Times that his “professional mom” Teresita Lavandeira would become a “professional grandmother” if he ever had kids. As in, no nanny.

A lot of people seemed really surprised by this news because he’s not exactly Donny Osmond-wholesome, but do I really need to remind you of all the less-worthy celebs who have children?

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This Just In: Snooki Is My Surrogate!

I’m just putting this out there, I mean, you guys may not believe me but it’s completely within the realm of reality. Even though I live exactly 2,902 miles away, I am the real mother of Snooki’s baby.

Not only that, but the fact that she is parading around trying to sell the story to various magazines as if it is her baby, is morally irresponsible and quite painful for me to witness.

The truth of the matter is, I allowed this to happen. She’s the one paying me! Yeah. Three months ago Snooki and I made a blood pact that seemed like a win win. A doctor injected her with my eggs plus leopard sperm that I illegally acquired from the nature conservancy. Continue reading “This Just In: Snooki Is My Surrogate!”