Video: Rihanna – “Where Have You Been”

A few websites have taken to calling Rihanna a “swamp thing” because of this video. Now, I want everyone to know that I coined that phrase in October of last year, when she posed for Esquire with bits of cooked kale stuck to her thighs.

Actually, I called her a “BarbadoSwampTHANG” because I think I’m cooler than I really am (I blame Portland). This was when I’d taken a liking to coming up with strange nicknames for her.  Continue reading “Video: Rihanna – “Where Have You Been””

Leafy Nude Barbado Swamp Thang In Esquire!

Sadly this swampy sex type thing is covering her scientific bits with leaf remnants.

Yes, Rihanna has been named “Sexiest Woman Alive” by Esquire.

She beat out the competition – spicy ladies like Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Beyonce and Mila Kunis.

Rihanna is THE ultimate dirt-tossing, nail-digging, accent-toting badass.

I think I agree with this woman of the year title (Minka Kelly got it last year) even though she talks about not being aware of her sexiness (just like Megan Fox, Beyonce and Mila do)…
Admit it, BarbadoClownTastic, you’re as certain of your sexiness as ancient theorists were that the world was flat.

Rihanna’s interview with the magazine was also quite insightful, as she revealed several interesting facts…

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