Ryan Gosling and Macaulay Culkin Need to STOP

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Most-successful-child star Macaulay Culkin has to stay relevant by singing songs about pizza and wearing shirts of most-successful-ladies-man ever Ryan Gosling. To keep it going, someone then photoshopped a picture of Gosling wearing a shirt of him wearing the shirt. Confused yet?

Current stars wearing shirts of people who were relevant in the ’80’s and 90’s is bigger than racist white people apologizing for being racist. Gosling started the prank last winter, and for all we know, it could go on for many more winters, or until they run out of fabric.  Continue reading “Ryan Gosling and Macaulay Culkin Need to STOP”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-9-12]

Security could not get this fat guy to stop twirling his t-shirt on a pole. (Deadspin)

Fifty Shades Of Grey has a screenwriter and she used to write about dinosaurs. (Huffington Post)

Dionne (Stacey Dash) is a big busty Mitt Romney supporter. (Too Fab)

Zac Efron covered in owls and rabbits for BlackBook. (ohmyGAHH!)

Man in florida dies after cockroach-eating contest, the prize was a python. (NBC)

Lena Dunham paid $3.5 million for first book. (Yahoo!)

Can you tell without sunglasses if Jennifer Aniston‘s engagement ring too large? (People)

Robert Pattinson not selling house after K-Stew reconciliation. (Evil Beet)

Your Daily Snooki (Why Can’t This Be A Reality?)

Calm down. I’m not actually going to post about Snooki every single day. I unofficially almost do that anyway, so there’s no need for an announcement.

There is a need however, for Snooki and Lindsay Lohan to run for president and VP, though I really think Snooki’s name should be on top. We all know Lindsay would turn the Oval Office into a meth lab, whereas Snooki would merely replace the flags with Leopard print throws.

Anyway, I’m a big fan and feel the need to summarize her life. Jersey Shore is back for its final season and pregnant Snooki (who is partially responsible for this being the last season) moved out of the shore house because she couldn’t get a good night’s sleep with all the hooting and hollering and smooshing. Cutie McSausage is still on the show, just not in the house.

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Tess Taylor Of ‘Pretty Wild’ Is A ‘White Girl Wasted’ For $$

If you haven’t seen the reality show Pretty Wild and you’re a fan of Keeping Up With The Kardashians and Bad Girls Club you need to right now (Netflix) because it was the perfect mixture of the two.

Equally inappropriate and wealthy sisters swooning over gangly troublemaker boys and doing mountains and mountains of heroin plus arguing with their mom, who has a whole boatload of eccentricities of her own. The heroin mountain bit was more of a behind-the-scenes thing, though there were pictures of it. Continue reading “Tess Taylor Of ‘Pretty Wild’ Is A ‘White Girl Wasted’ For $$”

$85 For A Coffee-Stained Shirt? I Pass

Alexander Wang may be acclaimed in the fashion world for his designs, but this one just goes over my head.

It’s literally a t-shirt with a fake coffee stain down the front of it, accompanied by the Starbucks logo? If it was at a thrift store for $8, yeah I’d pick it up, but $85? Hrmph.

Wang’s contribution is one part of Starbuck’s 40th anniversary, a partnership with the Council Of Fashion Designers. Also on board, Sophie Theallet and Billy Reid, with less-bizarre (but still boring) designs.

Doesn’t Starbucks have enough money already? The company has more chains than 1850’s Virginia.

They still have a gluttonous desire for money, through Nordstrom and their website? On their “birthday,” grrr I hope you die by caffeine-waterboarding…

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