Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-26-13]

LeBron James hugLeBron James tackles and suffocates fan after half-court shot victory. (Yahoo!)

Ottawa venue employee calls police over Justin Bieber‘s Nerf Gun. (TMZ)

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon sequel in the works. (Huffington Post)

Man who wrote Armageddon officially directing Star Wars VII. (Celebuzz)

Black men with criminal records not welcome on American Idol(Jezebel)

Superheroes pick, scratch and poop in “Secret Hero Life.” (Grouchy Muffin)

Beyonce scats at the inauguration in the latest Bad Lip Reading video. (ONTD!)