Meet Hefe Wine, the Man Behind the Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape…

Hefe wine iggy azalea exThe only people who have seen Iggy Azalea’s sex tape at this point seem to be the “businessmen” over at Vivid Entertainment, who think the tape could actually be worth millions of dollars, possibly even more than saucer-eyed knob-polishers Kim Kardashian and Paris Hilton.

The only people BESIDES of course Iggy herself and her co-star, former boyfriend and manager combo Hefe Wine.

Azalea is busy denying the tape’s existence while her lawyers are busy telling TMZ that it was filmed “without her knowledge or consent” and Hefe is busy pretending like he had nothing to do with it ending up at Vivid.

There’s also word that Iggy – known back then as Amethyst Amelia Kelly – may have accidentally signed over the rights to it to the douchey ex. (Which is bullsh*t, because the contract only related to music and music-related videos.Continue reading “Meet Hefe Wine, the Man Behind the Alleged Iggy Azalea Sex Tape…”

Clippers Owner is in a Mess of Trouble After Making Racist Comments to Black Mistress

Donald Sterling mistressMarried rich geezer Donald Sterling is having quite the identity crisis this week. Sterling is under investigation by the NBA after being caught on tape telling his girlfriend that he’s tired of her promoting her friendships with black people.

It bothers me a lot that you want to broadcast that you’re associating with black people,” he says on the recording. “Do you have to?” 

Not only are 12 of Sterling’s 14 L.A. Clippers African-American (and the coach), but his mistress, 38-year-old Maria Vanessa Perez, known to the press simply as V. Stiviano, is half Latina and half black.

The entire league, both active and retired are urging folks to boycott the team, and the Clippers players themselves protested by wearing their warm-up uniforms inside out so the logo wasn’t visible.

Sterling’s biggest mistake was perhaps including beloved icon Magic Johnson in his rant, expressing concern over Stiviano bringing him to Staples Center.  Continue reading “Clippers Owner is in a Mess of Trouble After Making Racist Comments to Black Mistress”

Tori Spelling’s Sex Tape Will Never Be Seen (Because There is a God?)

Some PEOPLE hate Tori Spelling for being the perfect mix between a goldfish and a horse, but not me. I hate, no, “dislike” Tori because she’s always managed to keep a fraction of herself in the spotlight even though she’s lacking in the… everything department. Daddy gave her a free ride, life skipped the lemons and handed her lemonade, etc.

Beauty is not exactly a talent, but if it was, it would certainly not be in Tori Spelling’s possession, and she never developed a good personality despite never having to hire a bodyguard to keep strangers from groping her ass (like Kim Kardashian).

She is neither beautiful nor talented, and the recent news of her sex tape alarmed me until I learned that it would [probably] never see the light of day. From Radar Online:

Courtney Stodden Keeps Telling Everyone About Her ‘Personal’ Sex Tape

Courtney Stodden plasticCourtney Stodden must have felt a tiny pang of jealousy when she caught wind of the penguin exhibit at the zoo, also known as Farrah Abraham, because she’s now exclusively telling E! that she too has a sex tape. A “personal” tape of just her, solo, that no one will ever see because she’s not planning to release it or let hackers find it. “I don’t want to put any images in people’s mind; I’m gonna leave it up to you guys to think what you want,” she said.

This shocking outpour of modesty from the woman who consistently wears dresses smaller than Doug Hutchison’s bandanas has to do with her wanting to be better than Farrah Abraham and her self-released porn.

The sex tape her (and her creepy mom) keep talking about is not being shopped around to Vivid at this current moment in time because she still thinks she has a better career than some desperate Teen Mom.

Continue reading “Courtney Stodden Keeps Telling Everyone About Her ‘Personal’ Sex Tape”

Joe Jonas Denies Having Fifty Shades of Sex Tape Whoopee With Swiss Girlfriend, Blanda Eggbeater

Blanda Eggenschwiler Joe JonasPut away your whackin’ hands. Joe Jonas does not have a sex tape. Or so he says..

This week, wondrous rumors that the A.J. McLean of Jonas Bros filmed a drug-fueled, bondage-themed sex tape with his girlfriend, Swiss model Blanda Eggenschwiler, in Argentina surfaced. The video reportedly featured Jonas – the Anastasia to Blanda’s Christian Grey – being paddled in a Buenos Aries hotel. (Everybody’s favorite part was when he became confused about how sex toys work and yelled  “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!”)

Sadly, Joe denied getting his ass punished by ol’ bland eggs in a statement. “There is no truth or validity to the story. It is completely false,” his rep told TMZ.  Continue reading “Joe Jonas Denies Having Fifty Shades of Sex Tape Whoopee With Swiss Girlfriend, Blanda Eggbeater”

JWoww Proves Once and For All That Duct Tape is America’s Favorite Fix-All

Jwoww tape Whoever runs the show over at NOH8 deserves a medal. In a new campaign, they’ve managed to tape down the three most inflated things (discounting egos) on the shores of Jersey… Jenni “JWoww” Farley‘s lips and tits.

I’m sure the public can’t wait for equality awareness pioneers NOH8 to mute castmates Snooki, Pauly D and The Situation.

She looks like a woman who escaped her rapist and accidentally wandered into a protest. And YOU KNOW the poor sap who was applying the tape made her stay a little longer than she was supposed to. Mumbling about how he missed a spot. (And he did! Look at the left one.)

Emma Stone’s Ex Waiting for Right Moment to Release Sex Tape

Radar Online is reporting that an old flame of Emma Stone‘s has a sex tape but isn’t shopping it around yet because she isn’t quite famous enough.

A source says, “The tape remains in the hands of the person she made it with. But that doesn’t mean there’s any guarantee that it won’t eventually hit the market. The higher Emma’s star rises, the more valuable that tape becomes.”

Nobody has actually seen this mysterious footage and Radar’s source saying “Emma Stone has a sex tape and that’s a fact” hardly makes it true. Regardless, Stone’s comparisons to Lucille Ball can be applied here.  Continue reading “Emma Stone’s Ex Waiting for Right Moment to Release Sex Tape”

Hulk Hogan Answers The Phone During His Sex Tape, Wonders If It’s His Son

There’s a lot going on in Hulk Hogan‘s sex tape (which we first heard about in March). First off, it’s naked Hulk Hogan, so you can’t expect it, or any other celebrity sex tape for that matter, to be “sexy.”

Hulk is married but the woman in question is reportedly not his current wife, but the ex-wife of Hogan’s close friend, Todd Clem aka Bubba the Love Sponge. Sterling Golden Wrestler extraordinaire says he was “secretly filmed” and is already striking back legally.

On to notable things in the video, which we first heard about in March, besides the random swinger action (are all men born before 1960 into wife swapping?), the dialogue is to die for.  Continue reading “Hulk Hogan Answers The Phone During His Sex Tape, Wonders If It’s His Son”