Stephen Baldwin Makes Donald Trump Proud in Classy Mugshot

Stephen Baldwin mugshot 2012Trump’s long-lost son Stephen Baldwin gave Lindsay Lohan a run for her lack of money when he was arrested on Thursday for failing to file tax returns for three years (2008, 2009, and 2010).

According to TMZ, Stephen owes New York $350,000 in back taxes, beating Lohan by $116,096, or a day’s worth of living expenses. Baldwin faces four years in prison, which isn’t a big deal because people who go to jail for tax evasion never get raped as much. I’m a little upset because I forgot that Daniel is the Baldwin who moved to Oregon. Would have been big news for our state, but his classy suit would have sizable mold stains from all THE DAMN RAIN.

Somebody buy me a Gingerbread Latte from Starbucks to shut me up.

Niagara Falls And Kansas Want Your Youth And Professionalism, Will Pay Student Loans

Niagara Falls, New York and 50 counties way Southeast, in Kansas, are willing to pay you to move there, much like Alaska.

There’s small print though, they will specifically pay your student loans and/or income tax.

In participating areas Kansas offers qualifying residents (you need to have a college degree) an income tax waiver for five years max and/or pay up to $15,0000 of their student loans.

CNBC writes that it’s an attempt to boost the commerce of the city:  Continue reading “Niagara Falls And Kansas Want Your Youth And Professionalism, Will Pay Student Loans”