Gaga’s Engagement Ring is a Bloody Giant Heart

lady gaga ringJust Kidding.

Lady Gaga of the meat dress-having, singing-while-covered-in-blood and eating-designer-cakes-dripping-with-red-dye persuasion, did NOT receive anything crazy for her engagement, but she did get a completely normal heart-shaped ring from her boyfriend, television firefighter and werewolf Taylor Kinney, for Valentine’s.

Kidding again. Gaga’s ring isn’t normal, it’s huge and probably worth a million dollars. The biggest shock here is one of the following multiple choice options:

1.  You can buy a ring like this at almost any high-end jewelry store.
2. Nobody was hired to pry it from the cold dead fingers of Alexander McQueen
3. Gaga is marrying not only a human man from Earth, but a pretty regular guy






Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [10-25-12]

Taylor Kinney says Lady Gaga is a very “normal” girlfriend. (Celebuzz)

Former Chris Brown girlfriend Karrueche Tran might be pregnant. (The Superficial)

Jon Hamm has white stuff in the corner of his eye. (ONTD!)

Single, ovulating women are more likely to vote Democratic. (Gawker)

Diddy shaken up but relatively uninjured after serious car crash in Los Angeles. (TMZ)

Another DUI (and second this year) for Bobby Brown. (People)

Sarah Palin calls out president Obama‘s “shuck and jive shtick.” (Yahoo!)

Giant Pablo Sandoval becomes third man ever to hit 3 home runs in one game. (Deadspin)

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-22-12]

Lady Gaga gets married to Taylor Kinney in new “You and I” fashion vid. (Celebuzz)

The Miss World pageant might be completely fixed. (Examiner)

Daniel Day-Lewis IS Abraham Lincoln, not that vampire-hunter guy. (Screen Rant)

The ring Chad Kroeger bought Avril cost more than a nickel. (Daily Mail)

Beyonce‘s post-baby body for House Of Dereon. (People)

Desperate porn star says he had a threesome with 20-year-old Kim Kardashian. (Radar)

Taylor Swift crashed a wedding. A KENNEDY wedding! (Gawker)

Mama said knock the intruder out. LL Cool J detains burglar. (Yahoo!)

Sam Claflin confirmed to play Finnick in The Hunger Games: Catching Fire. (Huffington Post)

Lady Gaga Might Be Dating Some CW Star

Lady Gaga has been romantically connected to Taylor Kinney  (the 30 year-old Vampire Diaries star) for the past few days. RadarOnline reports that Kinney and Gaga were spotted at a bar near his home on Sunday ‘making out.’

On Monday the two were seen walking along Mission Boulevard L.A., and celebrity birdwatchers sighted them one more time on Tuesday at the beach, destination unknown.

An onlooker at the bar fittingly known as The Sneak Joint, in Mission Viejo said, “I couldn’t tell it was her at first. It just looked like some hot couple making out, but then I realized it was Lady Gaga. Everyone went nuts…”

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