Video: The Pretty Reckless – “Heaven Knows”

Interesting things are happening in pop music… Things that have nothing to do with Lady Gaga! Lily Allen wrote an entire song about it, but if you’re looking for the antithesis of Lorde, it’s Taylor Momsen.

She’s an entire year younger than Miley Cyrus, dirtier than Ke$ha and applies eyeliner with a paint roller. I feel the same way about her that some women do about sweaty James Franco selfies. It’s harder to admit that you sometimes find this person attractive than it is to masturbate to American Horror Story: Asylum.
   
This video for “Heaven Knows” is a few months old, but attention-grabbing. I mean, one second she’s harmonizing with a bunch of children and the next she’s ripping her clothes off…  Continue reading “Video: The Pretty Reckless – “Heaven Knows””

Taylor Momsen Onstage With Marilyn Manson (Johnny Depp Too)

For a second I bet you cocked your head to the side and widened your eyes a bit at that headline. This seems like a less likely threesome than Kevin Bacon, Neve Campbell and Denise Richards. But I KNOW, it was boring old Matt Dillon, so vanilla.

If you think about this pairing, it makes sense. Taylor and The Pretty Reckless are going on tour with Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Depp is a known part-time musician who contributed strings and drums to a cover of “You’re So Vain” off the new album, Born Villain, out in early May.

They performed separate duets with the shock-rocker, Momsen for “The Dope Show” and Depp on guitar for “Sweet Dreams” in L.A. for the 2012 Golden Gods awards.

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No More CW Soaps [Or Soap] For Taylor Momsen

Child/teen actress Taylor Momsen has officially given up acting, or so she says. After being being asked if she’d return to her career as a master of the dramatic arts former Cindy Lou Who/Gossip Girl Jenny Humphrey told HollyScoop.com:

“Fuck no! Never! I am done, done, done. It’s good to finally be able to focus on music and not have to work on ten jobs at once.”  Continue reading “No More CW Soaps [Or Soap] For Taylor Momsen”

Video: The Pretty Reckless – “My Medicine” (NSFW)

Taylor Momsen is the baby raccoon I always wanted to let into my home but didn’t for fear of my furniture getting shredded and refrigerator being raided by her and future rabies-inflicted children.

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with emulating Courtney Love and having a fishnet addiction since most rock and pop stars are NOT role models. Her transformation from Gossip Girl to The Pretty Reckless frontwoman is strangely endearing. Continue reading “Video: The Pretty Reckless – “My Medicine” (NSFW)”

Tiny Gossip Girl Stars (And One Doughy Kid)

The website famous for posting awkward teenage and grade school pictures of celebrities, Snakkle.com, has a new gallery for you to feast your eyes upon.

This time it’s the stars of Gossip Girl filling your eyes with joy as you are reminded that they were once natural-faced and in possession of crooked teeth, acne and as you can see with 7th grade Penn Badgley, baby fat.

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Taylor Momsen Doesn’t Shower (Anyone Surprised?)

[Above video of Taylor and The Pretty Reckless at Lollapalooza 2011, Aug 7, proving her and her fans are Aguilera Dirrty]

I happen to like Taylor Momsen, I’ve always wanted a pet raccoon, and I’m still vying for her to come and live in a cage in my house. Oregon law and the Department of Agriculture states that I need a special permit to keep Taylor Momsen in my apartment, so I’m still working on that.

Momsen (formerly of Gossip Girl) is spending time to focus on her band The Pretty Reckless.

In an interview with Elle Magazine Momsen, 18, said,

“A lot of the time you don’t have time to shower.”

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