Video: Teenage Emma Stone Sings “Bitch”

Before her film debut in Superbad and after bumping stomachs with Tweedledee at a children’s theater in Arizona, circa 2004 Emma Stone was singing the wildly inappropriate “Bitch” by Meredith Brooks on national television.  Continue reading “Video: Teenage Emma Stone Sings “Bitch””

Chris Brown Lost His Virginity in Grade School

Chris brown shirtless the guardianDuring a chat with The Guardian, Chris Brown reveals that he had his cherry popped by an “older woman” when he was just 8-years-old. He says this type of thing is accepted in the country, specifically his podunk population-2,000 town of Tappahannock, Virginia.

He lost his virginity when he was eight years old, to a local girl who was 14 or 15. Seriously? “Yeah, really. Uh-huh.” He grins and chuckles. “It’s different in the country.” Brown grew up with a great gang of boy cousins, and they watched so much porn that he was raring to go. “By that point, we were already kind of like hot to trot, you know what I’m saying? Like, girls, we weren’t afraid to talk to them; I wasn’t afraid. So, at eight, being able to do it, it kind of preps you for the long run, so you can be a beast at it.”

He later refuses to reveal exactly how many women he’s slept with, but does make sure to tell us that “they can’t really complain” [because he’ll beat them if they do].  Continue reading “Chris Brown Lost His Virginity in Grade School”

Video: Veronica Falls – “Teenage”

The video for “Teenage” by Veronica Falls is charmingly low-budget and slightly frightening because it reminds me of those Super 8 movies Ethan Hawke obsesses over in Sinister.

The British indie band’s second album, Waiting For Something To Happen, comes out in February.

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Thomas Jane Had Gay Sex, Realized He Wasn’t Gay

Hung/Punisher star Thomas Jane told The L.A. Times that as a young man he wasn’t opposed to trading sexual favors to same-sex partners for sandwiches and cash.

“As James Dean said, you’re going to have one arm tied behind your back if you don’t accept people’s sexual flavors. When I was a kid out here in L.A., I was homeless. I didn’t have any money and I was living in my car. I was 18. I wasn’t averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?”

Soon after this revelation, Jane, who has been married twice before (once to Patricia Arquette) mentioned that he had to sample the goods, to know for sure that he wasn’t interested…

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