Bradley Cooper Likes Gerard Butler More Than he Likes his New Girlfriend

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Bradley Cooper brought a date to Wimbledon and it wasn’t his girlfriend, 21-year-old model Suki Waterhouse. While Waterhouse was technically present, Cooper had tunnel vision for Gerard.

Coop and Butte opted to pose for photos together and laugh it up in matching suits instead of paying much attention to Andy Murray’s win over Novak Djokovic.  Continue reading “Bradley Cooper Likes Gerard Butler More Than he Likes his New Girlfriend”

Sharapova Calls Serena Williams a Homewrecker

Serena Williams Maria Sharpova rivalryToday during a Wimbledon press conference, tennis pro Maria Sharapova responded to seething comments Serena Williams made about her in an interview with Rolling Stone.

Besides minimizing a rape victim’s plight and then denying it later (her exact words on the 16-year-old Steubenville victim were “why was she that drunk where she doesn’t remember?”), Williams talked about an anonymous fellow female player who is is boring and uncool because she starts every sentence with “I’m so happy, I’m so lucky.”

Yeah, that’s definitely Sharapova. God forbid she be cheery and not tell line judges to shove balls down their throats or constantly remind reporters (a.k.a. the world) that nobody can defeat her but herself.

Williams also made mention of the player’s boyfriend having a “black heart.” Talk about glass houses. Let me break it down. Serena is mad because Sharapova is dating her ex, Grigor Dimitrov.  Continue reading “Sharapova Calls Serena Williams a Homewrecker”

Serena Williams Makes History, Loses In First Round Of French Open

Serena Williams (did you know her middle name is “Jameka?”) has never lost in the first round of a major tournament, until now.

In the past she has won no less than 13 grand slams but was beaten on Tuesday by French player Virginie Razzano, ranked 99th worldwide.

The nice sister, Venus, did better, beating her Argentinian foe Paula Ormaechea (ranked No. 120) 6-3 in the final set. Not feeling sorry for someone with Serena’s attitude comes pretty naturally to me.

More naturally than yelling at line judges and making snide, disparaging comments about her opponents in post-game interviews comes to her.

Serena Williams, Are You Really Rapping?

Tennis superstar and diva extraordinaire (think of all the negative connotations of the word “diva”) Serena Williams has a new rap song and one of the lyrics is, “They be like, Serena is you really rapping?”

I’m just too white and self-conscious to type “is” instead of “are” in a headline.

Now, TMZ, who uncovered the story seem to think this “ain’t half bad” (apparently they’re less white and worried than I) but I disagree.

I’ll admit her rapping skills at their core are surprisingly okay but the song in terms of music and lyrics, is bad.

And not Michael Jackson “Bad,” Color Me Badd. Here are some lines from the leaked snippet:

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Bratty Tennis Player Says The Police Are Targeting Him

Nineteen year-old Bernard Tomic, the current highest ranked male Australian player and Australian Open contender (he lost to Roger Federer in the fourth round) claims the cops are out to get him.

On Thursday Tomic was spotted revving the engine of his bright orange BMW at pedestrians with his girlfriend. He was pulled over and given one ticket.

A few hours later the authorities attempted to pull him over for a second violation but made it difficult when he reportedly refused and drove directly home.

The quarterfinalist would not talk to the police, forcing them to wait outside his house while he contacted his lawyer. He later told the media that the situation has been blown out of proportion.  Continue reading “Bratty Tennis Player Says The Police Are Targeting Him”

Serena Williams Doesn’t Love Tennis, Prefers Sitting Down

I’m not going to lie and say that everyone who excels in a particular field loves what they do. We’ve all met someone who was brilliant at math but hated it, and rightly so because math is the evil that possesses the young and old in movies like The Rite and The Devil Inside.

Speaking of devilish things, for the billionth time Serena Williams should have just keep her mouth shut and her feelings inside when she told reporters after winning the first round of the Brisbane International that she hates tennis, working out, and sports in general.

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Cyndi Lauper Flubs National Anthem

Cyndi Lauper is the latest pop singer to make a mistake during a rendition of “The Star-Spangled Banner.” Hers occurred today at the U.S. Open. (Sunday, September 11th)

During a certain description of our flag, she sang “O’er the ramparts, we watched as our flag was still streaming.” Leaving out one lyric “gallantly,” streaming.

That song is so damn hard to memorize. That’s why at sporting events I just mouth the word “watermelon,” over and over again…

Lauper has now joined the likes of Christina Aguilera, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Roseanne Barr and Michael Bolton in the National Anthem fuck-up hall of fame.

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Maria Sharapova’s Candy Addiction

She is in fact so addicted to candy that she decided to launch her own brand of sweets called “Sugarpova.”

I guess being the highest paid female athlete and having deals with Nike, Sony Ericcson, Cole Haan, Tiffany and Tag Heuer isn’t quite enough for Maria.

…Or maybe she just really really loves candy.

On top of the adorable name Sugarpova, her line of sweets will be gumballs that look like tennis balls that come in containers that resemble tennis ball canisters. Awwwwww. (That’s a lot of balls.)

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