12 Dead in France Over Anti-Islamic Cartoons

charlie hebdo islam cartoonThe offices of the newspaper Charlie Hebdo came under gunfire earlier today by three masked men who killed 12 and left two critically injured in the worst attack on France since 1995’s Paris train bombing.

The gunman, who wielded assault rifles and a rocket launcher and yelled “Allahu Akbar” (Allah is the greatest) as they stormed the building, have been identified and the youngest attacker, 18-year-old Hamyd Mourad, has turned himself in. Authorities are working hard to locate the other two men.  Continue reading “12 Dead in France Over Anti-Islamic Cartoons”

Chris “fuckyopictures” Brown and Friends Dress as Terrorists

Because people didn’t hate him enough already, Chris Brown decided to dress up like a terrorist for Halloween, posting this picture on his Instagram account, “fuckyopictures.”

He’s the one in the middle, with the gun. The caption: “Ain’t nobody Fucking wit my clique!!!!#ohb.

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Mark Wahlberg Could’ve Stopped Those Pesky Terrorists

Marky “Good Vibrations” Mark told Men’s Journal that he could’ve prevented United Airlines Flight 93 from crashing into the World Trade Center by kicking some terrorist ass like in one of his movies.

“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did, there would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.'”

Then he talked about jerking off, hating Sarah Jessica Parker movies and crying during The Help, but not at the same time.

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