Terry Richardson is the Woody Allen of the Fashion Industry, Traumatized Models Confirm

Terry Richardson pervThere is no question that famed photographer Terry Richardson is a pervert. He’d actually be the first one to tell you so and shrug it off, but it’s beyond troubling how many big names (Lady Gaga, Jared Leto, Kate Moss) continue to work with him considering the recent allegations against him.

Confirmation that his form of perverseness translates directly to manipulation and sexual exploitation has appeared in confession form by girls on Reddit and Jezebel.

You can see a direct timeline of it all on Styleite, but the events described by Charlotte Waters summarize the extent of this best. According to Waters – who was 19 at the time – Richardson instructed her to take off all her clothes and proceeded to lick her ass, kiss her aggressively and request that she squeeze his balls until they “pushed back up into his body.”  Continue reading “Terry Richardson is the Woody Allen of the Fashion Industry, Traumatized Models Confirm”

Video: Miley Sings “We Can’t Stop” Acapella With Jimmy Fallon and The Roots

Not a fan of Miley Cyrus‘ “We Can’t Stop”? Fret not, here’s an instrument-less version with The Roots + Miley giving Jimmy Fallon suspicious looks during the parts about big butts and strip clubs.

Many YouTube users seems surprised that Miley “can actually sing.” (I’m not entirely convinced.)

The chipmunk-gone-haywire also provided whacking material for Terry Richardson and co. in various provocative poses much to the dismay of her penpal, Sinead O’Connor.  Continue reading “Video: Miley Sings “We Can’t Stop” Acapella With Jimmy Fallon and The Roots”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [11-16-12]

Lady Gaga satisfies more fetishes as she plays in cake for Terry Richardson. (Celebuzz)

Receiver Brandon Marshall accidentally tweets teammate’s Bear booty. (Mashable)

Breaking Dawn Part 2 given excellent review by The New York Times. (Huffington Post)

Oh, now I see why Emma Stone likes Andrew Garfield. (ohmyGAHH!)

Pat Robertson has a huge boner for Paula Broadwell’s runner body. (The Hollywood Gossip)

UFOs are real! Denver news station stumped by mysterious footage. (Yahoo!)

Lindsay Lohan doesn’t pay attention to anything, didn’t know about her new sister. (Gawker)

Terry Richardson Makes Oprah Look Crisp for Harper’s Bazaar

Titty-loving photographer Terry Richardson gives Oprah the signature high-contrast treatment for Harper’s Bazaar. Unlike his angles of Kate Upton, Richardson makes Oprah look like a strong, powerful cup of joe with bright tailored suits and plenty of eye contact.

Oprah even gave the signature Terry “thumbs up” which … sends the wrong message. For those of you who don’t know, Terry Richardson is not only a great photographer but a total molester creep. The thumbs up says the most influential woman in the world endorses Terry Richardson, the world’s most notorious hipster pervert. But in O’s defence she probably has no idea since C grade tabloid fodder isn’t allowed 40 feet from her retina.

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Lady Gaga Let It All Hang Out At Paris Fashion Week [PHOTOS]

Photographer Terry Richardson’s favorite subject besides Jared Leto is Lady Gaga, so of course he didn’t miss a single chance at Paris Fashion Week.

In pictures from Richardson’s diary, Gaga is cuddling up to Donatella Versace in a bathroom with her tits out. I think art can be sexy but when it truly is art, it isn’t about sex.

In this case, Lady Gaga’s boobs fall under the “candid everyday things” category.

It’s actually weirdly refreshing to see someone so famous be so unashamed and, not tacky, with their flesh. Still not sure why she seems so determined to cover one knocker and not the other?

I guess that’s the less lazy one, that managed to escape. Here’s the full gallery…  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Let It All Hang Out At Paris Fashion Week [PHOTOS]”

Cameron Diaz’s 40-Year-Old Vag Is Still Relevant

Cameron Diaz imitates the openness of the Grand Canyon in her new “spread,” shot by Terry Richardson for Esquire UK‘s November issue. Diaz, who just turned 40,  says she is finally happy.

“For the first time in my life I’m content,” Diaz explained.

“I’m so excited. Getting older is the best part of life. Like, I know more than I’ve ever known. I have gratitude. I know myself better. I feel more capable than ever. And as far as the physicality of it – I feel better at 40 than I did at 25.”

Words for Madonna to consider: “There’s no such thing as anti-aging — it’s all a crock of shit, you can’t go back in time.”

Dear soon-to-be-married ex-boyfriend Justin Timberlake: “[Marriage] just wasn’t the thing I was drawn to, I certainly didn’t want it in my twenties. Or my thirties. So we’ll see.”  Continue reading “Cameron Diaz’s 40-Year-Old Vag Is Still Relevant”

Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video

Lady Gaga has alway been very into angles, so it’s not terribly surprising that she shaved the back of her head into an upside down “V” or that she did it to honor friend/photographer Terry Richardson’s recently deceased mother, Annie Lomax.

Gaga wrote, “I did it for u Terry. I’m sorry about ure mommy. She has princess die, but were all princess high.”

I know Twitter limits to a tough 140 characters, but would it be too much to ask for a person of above average intelligence to not replace “your” with “ure?”

I’m also not a huge fan of super chic high-fashion haircuts. A proper woman never shows too much skull (though I do like Ellie Goulding’s haircut).  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Shaved Her Head Like The Male Dancers In The ‘Alejandro’ Video”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-31-12]

When people dye their hair brown, it means they’re crazy. See Lady Gaga. (Celebuzz)

Bearded Portland men cross bridge with guns and camo in the name of breasts. (KATU)

Stupid people make beautiful babies. See Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon. (Tale Tela)

Tori Spelling had a fourth child with Dean no-relation-to-Dylan McDermott. (People)

Actors/actresses: DON’T WORK WITH TERRENCE MALICK. He’ll cut you. (Yahoo!)

Sage Stallone died of a heart attack, not illegal substances or pills. (TMZ)

The Possession‘s Jeffrey Dean Morgan doesn’t want that haunted box anywhere near him. (io9)

Britney Spears berates and seduces X Factor contestants in new promo. (EW)

This is what Michelle Obama looks like in a nude, neoclassical painting. (Gawker)

Ryan Lochte‘s VERY ALLEGED penis pic is still unavailable. (Deadspin)

Rihanna – Through The Four Eyes Of Terry Richardson

I’m seeing an abundance of google type-ins for “Rihanna by Terry Richardson” coming up on search engine references for my page and I know it’s just because I happen to have loads of Rihanna articles and several separate ones that involve A-list photographer Terry Richardson.

I figured I’d just put them on here, even though they’re from May 9th. And before you say it, it’s not just because I like Rihanna okay!? The Google searches are real.

I’m sick of my friends laughing at me when I suggest going to see her in concert. Bastards.

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Lady Gaga Is Rooting For The Giants, Parent’s Restaurant Sucks

Mrs. Ra Ra, who has been seen at Giants games watering the stands with champagne and Tweeting things like “Giants fan but wow. #Tebow that’s what the fuck a champion looks like” had her photo taken by the glorious Terry Richardson for the millionth time.

Richardson wrote the caption “Lady Gaga holding a football… Go Giants!”

News for Gaga includes this obvious nonsense, that she’s from New York and not voting for the Pats but also that her dad’s restaurant, ‘Joanne Trattoria,’ opened.

Menu items include Papa Joe’s Chicken and Grandma Ronnie’s Meatballs. “Grandma Ronnie” is, by the way, my favorite name ever. I’m going to call one of my nerdy Avernum: Escape From The Pit characters that.  Continue reading “Lady Gaga Is Rooting For The Giants, Parent’s Restaurant Sucks”

Beyonce House of Deréon Pics, Pre-Fetus

This is why Beyonce really shouldn’t have gotten pregnant. She looks amazing, pre-baby bump.

Since she’s a celebrity and possibly not capable of experiencing normal problems, she’ll probably get her body back into shape just hours after giving birth.

Her vagina on the other hand, now that cannot be repaired with a few pitiful kegels…

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