LISTEN: New Timberlake Single “TKO”

I was a little afraid to listen to Justin Timberlake’s new song mostly because the first part of The 20/20 Experience besides “Mirrors” and “Body Count” were pretty underwhelming, but it’s not bad at all.

(If you know me at all, you know that “not bad” is my Daria-esque way of saying that I love it and am currently dancing in circles to it until I projectile vomit on the three perplexed cats that are watching me waiting for me to die so they can eat me.)  Continue reading “LISTEN: New Timberlake Single “TKO””

Justin Timberlake Hides Eyes, Sings About Bubblegum on ‘The 20/20 Experience’

The 20:20 experience coverOn the album cover for The 20/20 Experience, future-obsessed Justin Timberlake peers through one of those freaky optometrist torture devices.

Like Jessica Biel, it’s shiny, stiff and has a lot of knobs on it, which makes it just random enough to seem relevant even though it’s roughly 92 years old.

Question: If unfamous, untalented Justin Timerberlake was walking down the street, would you still glance his way?

If the answer is “yes,” I figure it’s because of those mesmerizing blue eyes, which are purposefully hidden on this cover. That’s just bad marketing. Play to the audience any less and it’s Joey Fatone.

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