Let’s Compare ‘Lovelace’ and ‘The Canyons’

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Trailers for Lovelace and The Canyons hit the net at around the same time so I figured instead of boring you with individual coverage, I’d lump these two train wrecks into one super post.

Lovelace stars Amanda Seyfried, the girl who’s career blew up after playing an exceptionally stupid member of the Plastics in Mean Girls. (Tumblr never stops worshipping that character.)

While both movies are sort of about porn, Lovelace is actually about the industry and blowjob screen legend Linda Lovelace, a role that Lindsay Lohan was originally meant to play.  Continue reading “Let’s Compare ‘Lovelace’ and ‘The Canyons’”

Don’t Be Fooled By ‘The Canyons’ Trailer Starring Crazy Train Lohan

After seeing the new trailer for The Canyons, starring Lindsay Lohan and Gangbanged 1 2 and 3 porn star James Deen, you might say “Wow, that looks like a great Robert Rodriguez movie.”

But it’s NOT a Robert Rodriguez film, it’s just a ripoff by American Gigalo director Paul Schrader. And you also shouldn’t be fooled by the writer, American Psycho novelist Bret Easton Ellis.

Lindsay Lohan’s in it, remember? Or her legs are. And what was the last movie that was good because of Lindsay and her legs?  Continue reading “Don’t Be Fooled By ‘The Canyons’ Trailer Starring Crazy Train Lohan”

Director Compares Lindsay Lohan To Faye Dunaway, Rita Hayworth, And Shelley Winters

So, when I think of the word “blasphemy” I imagine some director comparing Lindsay Lohan to several highly respected classic actresses.

And that’s exactly what happened when Paul Schrader described her work in his new film The Canyons, which is about “the dangers of sexual obsession and ambition.”

From the movie’s Facebook page:

“Seven days in, first full week completed. Lindsay Lohan is a huge fan of Hollywood glamour and performances from the Golden Era. Working with her every day on varied scenes I’ve been making a mental checklist of classic movie performances she’s touched upon.”  Continue reading “Director Compares Lindsay Lohan To Faye Dunaway, Rita Hayworth, And Shelley Winters”