“I can’t believe my mother gets paid to pretend to get paid to give handjobs on television,” the three-month old fetus of Jennifer Love Hewitt exclusively told The Twist.
“We’re so thrilled and happy to start a family,” the Client List costars tell Us in a statement. A source says Hewitt is about three months along.
But really, I love her and her entire career including the terrible stuff like Ghost Whisperer. (Heartbreakers with Sigourney Weaver is one of my favorite guilty pleasure comedies.) I think she gets a bad rep that she doesn’t really deserve, like the Tom Cruises, John Travoltas and Tyras of the world.
The dude who put the real-life jizz in her is named Brian Hallisay and plays her skeezy ex-husband on The Client List who totally wants a piece of his wifey’s lubed-up rubdown money. Continue reading “EXCLUSIVE: Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Fetus is Embarrassed by ‘The Client List’”