Rachel Bilson’s Baby Sadly Isn’t Named ‘Darth’ Anything

darth vader summer robertsSummer Roberts and Darth Vader had a baby together and named it Briar Rose, code name for Disney Princess Aurora of Sleeping Beauty, which is barely Star Wars-related and completely un-O.C.ified. (Was really hoping for Darth Roberts, Summer Vader or Darth Mall.)

Briar Rose, otherwise known as B-Rose, enjoys long walks on the pier, pouting, gingerbread lattes and electrocuting people with her chubby fingertips.

At this point, Hayden Christensen needed the baby to at least secure child support payments from Bilson once she divorces him for COMMISSIONER GORDON.

It’s a Darth, Darth Summer, leaving me here on my own…

Ermahgerd I Need Somebody to Hibernate With Until ‘Game of Thrones’ Comes Back

With four major deaths and a fight scene just as epic as the Mountain/Viper showdown, the Game of Thrones finale was everything we hoped for except that it was only the 10th episode and that one guy who was evil but oddly likable totally croaked either by a crossbow bolt or a sword/falling down a hill.

But honestly, how on earth will you spend your Sunday nights now that Thrones is over??

I know I’ll be parading around pretending like this will be the finale that causes me to read all the Song of Ice and Fire books as soon as I have a free second. (Which is never, because I’m always busier scratching my nose until my brain leaks out.) Continue reading “Ermahgerd I Need Somebody to Hibernate With Until ‘Game of Thrones’ Comes Back”

Chris Pratt Just Landed the Lead in Marvel’s Next Big Franchise

Chris Pratt StarlordLike many women of the 20-something age group, I first saw Chris Pratt as a completely cliché, granola-munching hippie on The O.C.

The more he traipsed around in plaid talking to Summer (Rachel Bilson) about spirit animals the more I disliked him as an actor and person. Only a minor change of heart occurred when I heard he was dating Anna Faris, because I figured she wouldn’t get with a humorless square.

THEN I finally suckered myself into watching Parks and Recreation after resisting for at least two years because I hate the talk-to the-camera format of The Office…  Continue reading “Chris Pratt Just Landed the Lead in Marvel’s Next Big Franchise”

‘Sons Of Anarchy’ And ‘The O.C.’ Star Johnny Lewis Dead, Suspected Of Killing His Landlady

28-year-old Johnny Lewis, who played the prospect “Half-Sack” on Sons Of Anarchy and Marissa Cooper’s surfer friend “Chili” in season three of The O.C., died after being involved in a bizarre murder on Wednesday, September 26.

Lewis, who was released from jail six days prior and had been in an out of rehab, reportedly murdered the 81-year-old woman he had been renting a room from and then jumped off the roof to his death (his body was discovered in the driveway).

Police believe he was on meth or PCP and many actors and actresses who worked with him Tweeted “rest in peace” messages and hinted that this behavior was not typical or indicative of who he was.

“Johnny Lewis was one of my best friends. He was very, very ill. His actions were a despicable result of that. It was not who he was,” wrote Shannon Woodward, friend of Katy Perry (who Johnny dated in 2006).  Continue reading “‘Sons Of Anarchy’ And ‘The O.C.’ Star Johnny Lewis Dead, Suspected Of Killing His Landlady”