10 Sexy Photos of MenKind’s ‘Least Sexy Actresses’

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British men who aren’t Robert Pattinson voted Kristen Stewart the “least sexy actress” in Hollywood along with Lindsay Lohan, Uma Thurman, Sarah Jessica Parker and other unfortunate souls.

I’ve always thought Kristen Stewart was sexy in that dirty-pile-of-laundry, hang-you-from-the-ceiling-and-whip-you-with-butt-plugs type of way.

But clearly I’m not a man from England and my opinion is more meaningless than MenKind’s list.

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Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [8-20-12]

Lisa Whelchel (Blair on Facts Of Life) will compete on Survivor: Philippines. (Entertainment Weekly)

Comedian/actress Phyllis Diller died in her sleep at age 95. (Los Angeles Times)

Gathering of the Juggalos fan photos. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. (Spin)

Let’s all move to Carmel. No, not that Carmel. (CNN)

Jeremy Renner, Jensen Ackles, and Zachary Levi can SING!? (Pajiba)

Drunk Republican congressman Kevin Yoder went skinny dipping in Israel. (ABC)

Megan Fox is the skinniest pregnant lady ever. (E! Online)

Did you ever have a heart attack? Rosie O’Donnell did, cured it with Bayer. (Gawker)

Giants players in hot water with coach Coughlin after icy hazing video reaches the internet. (Yahoo!)

The latest American Idol judge is Nicki Minaj, I think. (Us Weekly)

You’d Never Recognize Lark Voorhies From Saved By The Bell

The spunky and preppy Bayside High student Lisa Turtle likely stands out strongly in your childhood memory along with her fictional classmates, Zack Morris, A.C. Slater, Screech, Kelly Kapowski and Jessie Spano on Saved By The Bell.

You probably remember her as a veritable queen of  fluorescent sweaters, hair ties, and side ponytails and for constantly telling Dustin Diamond, whose character had a huge crush on her in the show, to “heel.”

Lark Voorhies, now 38, who portrayed Lisa for six years, looks very very different today. Her transformation was shown during an interview for Michael Yo’s Yahoo series, where she promoted her new movie The Hope For Pandora’s Box.  Continue reading “You’d Never Recognize Lark Voorhies From Saved By The Bell”

Courtney Stodden’s Reasons To Not Get Plastic Surgery

I really don’t know who Courtney Stodden is. After reading about her, I think she’s famous for being young (17) and marrying some gross old actor dude from Lost and The Green Mile. (51 year-old Doug Hutchison)

Apparently they were dating when she was 16 years-old. Which is horrible and I thought, illegal? But umm, besides that, she’s clearly had a massive wad of plastic surgery…

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The ‘Leave Britney Alone’ Guy Is Manly And Does Porn Now?

Everybody remembers the internet sensation Chris Crocker, no? He rocked the viral world with his weeping gay homage to Britney Spears in 2007, wearing a cropped wig and crying vigorously/hysterically screaming to “LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!”

Well since you now remember him, if you did ever forget him then here I am to remind you. And how would I do that? What relevant bit of Chris Crocker news do I have?…

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