Car Thief Hit By His Own Brick

This gif, made from a video of a drunken criminal in Drogheda, Ireland is so funny it’ll knock you out, make you sh*t bricks, and all those other puns you were expecting.

When the police arrived outside of Gerry Brady’s Pub to investigate the incident, the car thief accused the pub’s owner of “attacking” him.

Fast-forward to Irish cops keeling over with laughter after reviewing surveillance footage that showed him out cold after losing a fight with a car.

Pastry Burglar Breaches Celine Dion’s Home

September 5th, 2011 – a 36 year-old man was caught breaking into Celine Dion’s home in Canada.

Daniel Bedard was arrested on the spot and charged with breaking and entering, property damage and auto theft after being found in the singer’s Montreal mansion.

He tripped the silent alarm, and the police found him eating pastries out of the refrigerator and running himself a bath. (Sounds relaxing)

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My Chemical Romance’s Thieving Drummer

Michael Pedicone, a new drummer that the rock/pop band My Chemical Romance had recently hired (March 2010) was caught stealing on Thursday from the band and therefore fired.

My Chem’s guitarist Frank Iero made a statement about the disaster,

“The relationship between My Chemical Romance and Michael Pedicone is over…He was caught red-handed stealing from the band and confessed to police after our show last night in Auburn, Washington.”

Apparently My Chemical Romance have a bucket of drummers in waiting, to pluck at whenever their hearts desire because they’ve already replaced Pedicone (formerly of The Bled) with Jarrod Alexander from Death By Stereo.

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