Man Turns Thom Yorke’s Eye Into Sad Pepperoni

Thom Yorke nipple tattoo A bad tattoo of Radiohead frontman Thom Yorke submitted on Reddit inspired comments like “I’m a creep, I’m a nipple” and “Thom Yorke has been a bit of a tit for years.”

User streeter5000 posted the photo, which I assume is of his own chest, eight days ago, sparking the attention of websites like Fuse and Stereogum.

In the comedy world, those who are truly dedicated are willing to make all kinds of batsh*t sacrifices. Such as ruining both their bodies and a perfectly acceptable drawing.

Like the famous cat butthole/bellybutton tattoo and almost everything on Steve O’s body, this serves its basic purpose.

 

 

Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

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Creepy Lady Gaga Snuff Pictures (NSFW)

I mentioned previously in my Lady Gaga Is A Man (For Her “You & I” Single) article that matron monster had been in Japanese Vogue in 2009 where she debuted her male Pacino alter Jo Calderone…

Well now some very interesting outtakes from the photo shoot are being released.

And when you look at them, don’t worry, I also felt like I was being shown police evidence photos that once fell out of a sex offender’s “secret” album…

Ever hear that song, “Teenage Enema Nurses In Bondage?” Well, this is more “Legal Lady G In A Hogtie.”

So, yes, no more delaying, here are some graphic pictures of Lady Gaga, there’s a shot of her balls, or proof of ball absence I guess, and also some Bisquick boobs…

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Naked True Blood Recap (NSFW)

Today’s episode of True Blood, like many others, had its fair share of nudity, perhaps the most from Anna Paquin that we’ve ever seen. Eric and Sookie drink eachother’s blood and go on one of those V-trips that we’ve become familiar with after season 1, where Jason (Ryan Kwanten) and Amy (Lizzie Caplan) laid around topless, devouring vials of V as if they were In-N-Out cheeseburgers.

NOW Sookie (Paquin) and newly reformed vampire Eric (Alexander Skarsgard) are living together, and swapping blood. What would the Department of Health And Human Services have to say about that? This show needs all sorts of disclaimers for people who are prone to become out of touch with reality.

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Nicki Minaj’s Boob Fell Out On Good Morning America (Video/NSFW Pics Included!)

On yesterday’s taping of Good Morning America, Nicki Minaj, female MC of the year (because there aren’t any others) had kind of an actual Pink Friday.

It isn’t as shocking as the Janet Jackson nip slip really, and Ms. Minaj kind of made it funny by making one of her trademark crazy plastic barbie surprise faces when it happened, during the song “Where Dem Girls At.”

The video can be viewed on World Star Uncut.

Nicki has already suffered wardrobe malfunctions in the past, like during one of her Femme Fatale opener shows on June 23rd when her dress “broke.”

Maybe it was tired of being part of a cliche ploy to be one of the most eccentric, brightly-colored things in the world. Or maybe her booty is just the size of Saturn and the atmosphere imploded…

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