Kate Upton Transitions From Jerk Off Titty Girl to “High Fashion” Titty Girl in Vogue

When Kate Upton appeared on the low camel-toe edition of Sports Illustrated this year, Victoria Secret Stylist Sophia Neophitou told the New York Times, ” We would never use her… She’s like a footballer’s wife, with the too-blond hair and that kind of face that anyone with enough money can go out and buy.”

Ouch, well Ms. Neophitou can kiss Kate’s big generic ass now that the model is high fashion’s new “it” girl. Ugh I feel like I’m on the set of Gossip Girl all of a sudden.

Former Paris Vogue Editor Carine Roitfeld dubbed her “The New Girl”, which sounds way better than “beat off material for teenage boys who steal their mom’s annual Victoria Secret Catalogue.” Nobody jerks off to Vogue. Nobody but Anna.  Continue reading “Kate Upton Transitions From Jerk Off Titty Girl to “High Fashion” Titty Girl in Vogue”

Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip

Madonna flashed her nipple in Istanbul, Turkey, on June 7 while performing “Human Nature” and everyone seems to have their own opinion on the matter. Either she’s too old, desperate and gross or people are too uptight, and it’s no surprise.

I think there are no 53 year-old nipple anywhere in existence that I’m interested in seeing. And it is desperate, she’s a mom. That “Oops!..I Did It Again” face is as old as the mammary gland itself.

Here’s what a few fellow celebs had to say about Madonna’s MDNA tour stunt:

“There is nothing sexual about that titty and that shoulder. That’s an old titty…I guess she thinks it’s sexy…Looks like a beanbag with a nipple, that breast.”   -Howard Stern  Continue reading “Celebrity Reactions To Madonna’s Pterodactyl Nip”