Anna Kendrick For GQ, September 2013

Anna Kendrick bra GQI was thinking of posting something that allows readers to vote for either Emma Stone, Aubrey Plaza or Jennifer Lawrence in a sort of funny, bangable down-to-earth lady contest and completely forgot about Anna Kendrick, the girl who became rapidly famous after landing a role in Twilight, then the Academy Award-nominated Up in the Air and beloved fan-favorite Pitch Perfect which then led to the unexpected top 40 hit “Cups.”

On top of all this, she’s nice and not a bridge-dwelling ogre? C’est la vie.

Here she is for GQ: semi topless with a honey-colored beehive. Within the mag, she talks about being embarrassed when she’s accosted for autographs while underwear shopping. Buy her favorite beer (Belgian-style) after you ask and she may forgive.

Rihanna Calls a Toddler her ‘N*gga,’ Goes Topless on Instagram for the Trillionth Time

Rihanna topless instagram 2013 A small portion of Rihanna’s fans became upset after their blunty Bajan queen referred to a young boy as her “lil’ nigga” over the 4/20 weekend.

I’ve never minded the use of the word by black men or women. I also don’t care if Jewish Americans or members of the Hispanic community make fun of themselves in what could be considered a derogatory way. To me, it’s all like calling yourself fat. You can do it. Other people can’t.

That being said, she’s calling someone else that, and it’s a child.

Maybe only old white fogies consider things like this controversial. Maybe I’m too liberal for not caring. Who knows.

On to other things conservative crackers frown upon. Rihanna posed topless on Instagram prior to a concert in Atlanta, which isn’t news at all. (Text me when she breaks out the burka.)

Vladimir Putin Enjoys Long Walks on the Beach and Nude Protests

Putin topless women GermanyOn Monday, Russian president Vladimir Putin gave a double thumbs-up to a topless protester in Germany who came bouncing towards him like Michelle Jenneke. The girl was in Hanover with the women’s rights group Femen, opposed to the treatment of the band Pussy Riot, who were jailed in 2012 for “premeditated hooliganism.”

Putin understandably missed the part where they  yelled “f*ck you” and called him a dictator, reportedly telling a translator afterwards that they were “pretty” and he “liked” how they approached him. Via NPR:

Putin told reporters he “couldn’t see if they were blond or brunettes. … I don’t see anything horrifying in what they did.” He also quipped that while it’s better to keep one’s clothes on during protests, “it’s not so cold out — so they can also do it this way.”  Continue reading “Vladimir Putin Enjoys Long Walks on the Beach and Nude Protests”

Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [1-27-13]

Sandra Bullock toplessCheck out this mortifying photo of Sandra Bullock topless in the 90’s. (Messy Nessy Chic)

Helena Bonham Carter taking acting break to focus on motherhood. (Telegraph)

At the Super Bowl, Beyonce will sing 1 solo song, then 3 with Destiny’s Child. (Celebuzz)

Burt Reynolds moved out of intensive care unit after serious flu scare. (TMZ)

Fox News not renewing Sarah Palin‘s contract because she’s irrelevant? (Huffington Post)

Jodie Foster admits she’s fully “lesbica” in latest issue of Vanity Fair Italia. (ohmyGAHH!)

Teenager inspired to kill his mother and sister after watching Rob Zombie’s Halloween. (Radar)

In Topless Allure Issue, Keira Knightley Says She Used To Want To Hide Her Body

Keira Knightley addresses rumors that she had an eating disorder in Allure Magazine.

My favorite British person (Bend It Like Beckham is my go-to sick day movie) seems fine now, but says the pressure to not be thin was almost too much for her.

I may relate to this because I was accused of starving myself nearly every day in High School, sometimes while I was eating. Thank god I filled out to the size of a Macy’s Day float at age 17.

“I knew I wasn’t anorexic,” the star of the upcoming Anna Karenina said. “But maybe my body is somehow not right. Or my face is not right. Or the way I speak is not right. When you’re going through a period where you’re really getting a lot of criticism, you go, ‘Maybe all this is right!’ You just kind of want to hide it all.”  Continue reading “In Topless Allure Issue, Keira Knightley Says She Used To Want To Hide Her Body”

Kristen Stewart’s Topless Scene From ‘On The Road’ (NSFW)

Nudity in movies can either be seen as desperate or artsy, sometimes both.

Many might call Kristen Stewart‘s topless handjob scene in Walter Salles’ adaptation of Kerouac’s On The Road desperate because it arrives after her cheating scandal, which was really just another excuse for people who already hated Kristen Stewart to hate her more.  Continue reading “Kristen Stewart’s Topless Scene From ‘On The Road’ (NSFW)”

Alison Pill Accidentally Tweets Nude Pic, Apologizes

Actress Alison Pill (Maggie on The Newsroom, Kim in Scott Pilgrim vs. the World) Tweeted a topless photo of herself on a bed wearing sophisticated glasses, Wednesday afternoon.

She quickly noticed the mistake, and removed it, leaving her followers the message, “Yep. That picture happened. Ugh. My tech issues have now reached new heights, apparently. How a deletion turned into a tweet… Apologies.”

Normally I’d launch into a rant about how I can’t figure out why young starlets keep making mistakes and none of them learn, but Pill is 26 (not super young) and kind of made it okay with her nonchalant attitude. Shrug it off and we will too.

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Paris Hilton For Russian GQ, Doing What She Excels At

Paris Hilton is topless in Russian GQ for their September issue. I would call it “tasteful,” but I don’t think that’s doing much justice. This is a girl who entered fame the way most of us enter the world: naked.

We don’t want tasteful Paris because, as humans, we are inherently fearful of change.

The girl who once asked if they make walls at Wal-Mart is sticking to what she does best – being topless.

New talents include riding a carousel with her mouth open, lying on a bed with her mouth open, letting people put cigarettes in her open mouth, and covering her boobs with her mouth closed.

The day Paris makes us call her DJ Loosemuffin and wears a monocle while riding a carousel is the day I die happy.  Continue reading “Paris Hilton For Russian GQ, Doing What She Excels At”

Safe For Work But Nonetheless Topless Rihanna

Twitter has long been a place of accidental and on-purpose nudity, Tori Spelling, Adrianne Curry, Jennifer Love Hewitt and Ice-T’s Coco are all guilty of it.

Rihanna, one of the the most fan-involved pop artists of the Twitter generation, is no exception.

Her previous album, Loud, had no less than six chart-topping singles and it’s clear that Talk That Talk will fare no differently. She is now on her third TTT music video, the upcoming “Where Have You Been,” which samples Geoff Mack/Lucky Star/Hank Snow/Johnny Cash’s “I’ve Been Everywhere.”

On Wednesday she began shooting, and Tweeted this topless photo of her holding what looks like a blond wig on a stick. (Weird because hair on a stick that just happens to be my favorite thing to order at baseball games)  Continue reading “Safe For Work But Nonetheless Topless Rihanna”

Evan Rachel Wood For Flaunt Magazine

Evan Rachel Wood, who got her break in the independent drama/parental horror movie Thirteen with Nikki Reed, covers the 13th anniversary of Flaunt Magazine baring skin from both the front and back, and I don’t mean pages.

Matthew Bedard follows Wood as she visits a psychic, Madame Paulina, who tells her with little insight that she and her partner (Jamie Bell) must “discover balance and not be overwhelmed by each other’s successes.” It’s Rachel’s remarks, and not the sideshow witch’s that are truly intelligent.

“I don’t want to be ruled by fear, I think fear and guilt are man’s greatest enemy. One thing I do get a lot is people telling me I’m fearless, and I hope so, because I never want anything to keep me from doing what I feel is right.”

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Dennis Rodman Holds Tryouts For Topless Women’s Basketball Team

If you are a woman with minor hoop skills whose face and body does not resemble a penny that has been put on a train track, then I suggest you go to New York and try out for Dennis Rodman’s topless basketball team!

I always felt that this was what all women’s teams needed to do to increase ticket sales, but never had the guts to say it. Who needs knocker slings anyway right?

Actually, I lied, you can’t try out because the two teams consist of tall exotic dancers only, who are already employed at Rick’s Cabaret (DR has been a customer for over 30 years) and Headquarters Gentleman’s Club. But hey, at least it’s for charity.

Kelly Dwyer of Yahoo Sports seemed quite put off by the whole thing, especially because of Rodman’s statement: “I don’t know too many men that don’t like a good-looking woman running up and down around the court.” 

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Marion Cotillard’s French Tatas (No, Not Potatoes)

Inception actress Marion Cotillard, 36, was caught dipping her french fries in the ocean on the set of the foreign orca/amputee (I’m as confused as you are)film Rust And Bone, due in 2012. And, yes Beavis, I said “bone.”

There it is, disappointing, mostly-covered Oscar-winning (for La Vie En Rose) water-immersed knockers, yesterday’s news, errr day before. Do you feel better or worse about your life after reading this?

I feel worse, because I wrote it.

If you had to caption this photo in a humorous way, what would you write?

I know she’s making a horrid face like her thighs just disintegrated, but I can’t think of anything funny to say about it.