Drake Tour Bus Causes Portland Traffic Jam

drake as ETDrake may be the type of nigga to hand out apples on Halloween (no need to remind me that I’m white), but he’s also the type to walk onto the highway of the town he’s touring in and throw speakers and light fixtures in front of decent, hard-working people who are trying to make a living doing something other than singing about ass and chainz.

Alright, truthfully he didn’t quite do that, but a bus full of his equipment did cause a traffic jam on I-5 in my dreary hippie-infested town of Portland, Oregon this morning.

His concert at Moda Center (formerly The Rose Garden, home of the Trail Blazers) is still happening at this very moment. I was totally sent VIP tickets but opted out in favor of a sad movie and peppermint tea.

If you must know, my favorite new Drake song is “Come Thru,” but only because of the ridiculous line “I can still get you wet and I can still make you laugh.” You and I both know Drake couldn’t get the ocean wet…

Video: Breaking Bad’s Aaron Paul Greets Tour Bus

Two-time Emmy Winner Aaron Paul from Breaking Bad is the most down-to-earth male actor under age 40 as far as I’m concerned. Here he is jumping out of his house to greet a celebrity tour bus full of Irish people.

For more Aaron Paul love, watch him on The Price is Right, then on Beverly Hills 90210 then sit your ass down and watch the movie Smashed where he plays the husband of an alcoholic Mary Elizabeth Winstead.
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And here’s a photo of him at Comic-Con with Norman Reedus (Daryl, TWD). You’re welcome.

Teeny Tiny Non-Arrest Worthy Bag of Marijuana Found on Bieber’s Tour Bus in Sweden

Justin bieber stonedLike an NC-17 movie with too many storylines, Justin Bieber‘s life continues to build and build with no promise of a climax. No retirement ala Amanda Bynes. No Layne Staley overdose. No John Denver plane crash. Not even a lip syncing scandal or 30-pound weight gain in sight!

Instead, we get modern, morality-based children’s stories like  “Justin yells at the paparazzi,” “Justin gets a speeding ticket” and the most recent, “Justin has drugs on his tour bus.”

On Wednesday night, a very small bag of weed was found on the floor of Justin’s very empty bus in Stockholm.

No one was charged or thrown in the slammer or ordered to work at the Ikea factory or happy ending massage parlor as punishment and it’s all very boring.  Continue reading “Teeny Tiny Non-Arrest Worthy Bag of Marijuana Found on Bieber’s Tour Bus in Sweden”

Fiona Apple Arrested For Having Hash On Her Tour Bus, Falls Asleep During Mugshot

Indie pop darling Fiona Apple was arrested on Wednesday night for drug possession.

Officers with drug-sniffing dogs at a border stop in Sierra Blanca, Texas discovered two containers with a decent amount (.02 pounds) of hash and weed on her tour bus.

Apple was held at Hudspeth County Jail until Thursday afternoon, where she was released on $10,000 bail.

Well, now she can sing “Criminal” with even more conviction. One of many gangsters to be arrested after police found suspicious things on their tour buses… She’s just like Lil’ Wayne, Snoop Dogg and Willie Nelson.  Continue reading “Fiona Apple Arrested For Having Hash On Her Tour Bus, Falls Asleep During Mugshot”

Tour Bus Driver Opinions Of Creed, Mariah Carey, Chris Brown And More

Spin magazine offered a look into the lives and personal experiences of tour bus drivers. Some discussed the wildness of the 80’s and early 90’s compared to the health-conscious musicians of today, while others talked about the weird things they found lying around.

Many notable artists were mentioned, short descriptions or not, we all love insider information about celebrities.

You will not be surprised to hear that Matisyahu is nice and the guys from Creed act entitled. Here are some highlights:

On finding a giant machine gun: “Don’t think I’m going to make up your bed when you’ve got a machine gun under it. I came across a big-ass machine gun, like, ‘What the hell is this?’ And this was a nice rapper, nobody who had to worry about all this. I mean, who you going to shoot with that anyway?”

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Adele’s List Of Tour Bus Requirements Leaked

A document containing Adele’s exact requirements for her tour bus and dressing room was obtained by The Smoking Gun, revealing several interesting choices such as a request for strictly European beer and wine (“North American beer is NOT acceptable”) and no citrus fruits, presumably because they’d irritate her throat.

Odd since it says that “fresh berries” are okay, which are pretty acidic. Also, no tomatoes, vinegar, or chili, again, for the throat issues, but cigarettes, orange juice and chocolate are fine? Tsk tsk.

She also specifically wants non-organic honey and an assortment of chewing gum, plus a chicken salad sandwich.

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