Hasbro to Make Kid’s Cake Decorating Tool less Penis-y

play doh penisHasbro toys are addressing parent’s concerns about their totally dong-shaped frosting tool by replacing it with something less phallic after concerned mothers contacted the company and posted humorous pictures pointing out the similarities on Facebook after gifting it to their children for the holidays. (One grandmother even mistook it for an actual sex toy.)

Hasbro said in a recent statement that they are “in the process of updating all future Play-Doh products with a different tool.”

Replacement Hasbro cake decorating toy is ribbed for her pleasure comes in regular and magnum sizes. Free easy bake meth kit upon purchase for a limited time only.

Little Girl Figures Out Gender-Oriented Consumerism

Unlike the little girl who is causing an adorable ruckus on Youtube (1,376,020 views and counting) I never actually verbally recognized that toy stores were laid out in a very specific manner, one that almost warns boys and girls to stay on their respected “sides,” the caution tape in the form of hundreds of pink and blue boxes, in separate aisles.

I did however, care little about the pink aisle and only went through a year-long phase of being on good terms with Barbie when I was in third grade. Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles, Legos (the castles and pirate ones) and G.I. Joes were legitimately cooler and more elaborate.

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