Trademarking Your Deformities

I’ve heard of insuring your body parts, J-lo’s big ass and Tommy lee’s penis but this story is absolutely atrocious.

According to Dlisted.com, The world’s ugliest basketball player, Anthony Davis, is reportedly trademarking his puke-inducing eyebrow/unibrow. I literally feel like crying when I see his ugly face, but that’s the power of a unibrow.

And he says, “I don’t want anyone to try to grow a unibrow because of me and then try to make money off of it. Me and my family decided to trademark it because it’s very unique.”  Continue reading “Trademarking Your Deformities”