If Nicki Minaj Was President, She Would ‘Legalize Illegal U-Turns’

Nicki Minaj Jay Leno 2013 In a late Monday interview on The Tonight Show, Nicki Minaj talked to Jay about her days as a drama student at LaGuardia High, revealed her thoughts on Mariah (sarcastically calling herself “the biggest fan”), and her extreme disdain for traffic laws.

Minaj explains that in the perfect city of New York people turn around in the middle of the street without hesitation or consequences. Los Angeles, not so much.

I am a very aggressive driver… it just means that you get irritated by people driving slow.

My biggest pet peeve, and since I moved to L.A., I have to tell you guys, no disrespect but I’m a New Yorker, you guys have this issue with making illegal u-turns.  Continue reading “If Nicki Minaj Was President, She Would ‘Legalize Illegal U-Turns’”

Ke$ha Drops A Watery Load In The Street

This week Ke$ha stooped to new lows, the low of her bum almost touching the pavement.

That’s all I could mean by “low” since her most famous song is called “TiK ToK,” she spells her name with a dollar sign, there are moneyshot pictures of her on the internet, and she’s the proud owner of a beard website.

This is a photo of her peeing in the street (via her official Twitter @keshasuxx) not dropping a deuce like I implied. So sorry to disappoint. She wrote, “Pee pee on the street. PoPo come and get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” Thanks a lot, Dr. Seu$$. In a way this is a good thing. Pop stars and modesty, what kind of a combination would that be? Jessica Simpson circa 1999?