Trailer: Game of Thrones Season 4

I’m still not caught up on A Song Of Ice And Fire because I can’t hold pizza and a book at the same time like I can when I’m watching Thrones on a TV the size of one of the Khaleesi’s dragons in my living room, but fortunately for me and my fellow couch potatoes, the season 4 trailer is out and it looks as fantastic as ever.

Joffrey’s still a turd, Tyrion’s still cracking wise, and the queen has been reunited with her favorite sexual partner – literal blood of her blood, Jaime Lannister. The remaining Starks are still scattered throughout Westeros and Emilia Clarke’s eyebrows are inching that much closer to King’s Landing. WATCH!!

WATCH: Final ‘Hunger Games: Catching Fire’ Trailer

In the third and final trailer for The Hunger Games: Catching Fire, which hits theaters November 22, we see Katniss attempting to escape from the monkey island that is entirely controlled by disapproving Capital watchdogs. THE SUSPENSE, THE SUSPENSE… oh wait, I read the book.

Trailer: The Hunger Games: Catching Fire #2

Katniss, Peeta, Gale, Primrose and the rest of the non-Capital inhabitants (plus actual Capital inhabitants) are in for a whole new mess of trouble in the upcoming Hunger Games movie…

After reading the book I was excited to see the island the games take place on in the trailer, and that does finally happen here if only for a few brief seconds (2:18). Plus… Finnick and Johanna!
Finnick character poster catching fireJohanna Mason character poster
I guess I’ll just have to actually watch it in the theater and see the lightning, monkeys fog and blood rain for myself. Click HERE for Catching Fire trailer #1, released in April. In theaters Nov. 22.

Let’s Compare ‘Lovelace’ and ‘The Canyons’

Lovelace posterThe Canyons poster
Trailers for Lovelace and The Canyons hit the net at around the same time so I figured instead of boring you with individual coverage, I’d lump these two train wrecks into one super post.

Lovelace stars Amanda Seyfried, the girl who’s career blew up after playing an exceptionally stupid member of the Plastics in Mean Girls. (Tumblr never stops worshipping that character.)

While both movies are sort of about porn, Lovelace is actually about the industry and blowjob screen legend Linda Lovelace, a role that Lindsay Lohan was originally meant to play.  Continue reading “Let’s Compare ‘Lovelace’ and ‘The Canyons’”

Trailer: Grand Theft Auto V

Rockstar Games just released three new trailers for Grand Theft Auto 5. One for each of the characters the story revolves around, all with the appropriate rock, rap and country songs.

Michael, the disgruntled husband, Franklin, an inner city kid, and Trevor, a retired pilot who lives in a mobile home. All in or around the fictional city of Los Santos (Angeles).  Continue reading “Trailer: Grand Theft Auto V”

Trailer(s): Fast & Furious 6, Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness

During the Super Bowl, which you only missed if you’re a character from Jules Verne’s A Journey to the Center of the Earth, we saw new trailers for three summer blockbusters.

From Justin Lin (also behind Tokyo Drift and Fast Five) we have Vin Diesel and Paul Walker back in Fast & Furious 6, also starring The Rock and Michelle Rodriguez in recruitment and ghost mode.

Continue reading “Trailer(s): Fast & Furious 6, Iron Man 3, Star Trek Into Darkness”

Trailer: The Dictator (Extended Preview)

A longer trailer for Sacha Baron Cohen’s The Dictator is out and now I REALLY wanna see it. This delves more into the “story” of the movie, that General Aladeen’s beard gets chopped, which renders him harmless and unrecognizable to city folk.

He later meets one of my all-time favorite comedic actresses (Anna Faris) on a bicycle and proceeds to accidentally grab her boobs, thinking she’s a boy. Continue reading “Trailer: The Dictator (Extended Preview)”