Ke$ha is in Rehab, But Not For Drugs or Alcohol

Kesha bodySo I know I’ve said all kinds of slightly disrespectful things about Ke$ha before, but I actually think she’s a really underrated pop songwriter of tunes catchier than all the crabs in the pants’ section of the used clothing store.

Back to the “news” part. Turns out, Ke$ha is taking a little break from everything and heading to a rehab facility in Chicago for the neither pills nor booze nor cocaine that you would expect from someone whose motto seems to involve nothing but playing hard.

“I’m a crusader for being yourself and loving yourself, but I’ve found it hard to practice,” Ke$ha said in a statement to Celebuzz.  “I’ll be unavailable for the next 30 days, seeking treatment for my eating disorder… to learn to love myself again, exactly as I am.”

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Mike Sorrentino Is In A Pills, Rehab And Rumors Type Of Situation

First everyone was like ‘The Situation is in rehab’ and now they’re like ‘oh wait, he’s not, but let’s just pretend because it’s a good story.’

Unless he IS at Cirque Lodge and somehow Tweeting from there even though rehabilitation facilities do not allow cell phones or computer use. (There’s always the chance that someone is ghost-tweeting for him?)

He wrote a message on Tuesday night and then again on Wednesday saying to “Not believe everything you hear, especially from TMZ” then posted a message on his website reading:

“I want to set the record straight. I have voluntarily taken steps to get control of a prescription medication problem I had due to exhaustion. 

“I have spent the past several weeks getting treatment for this problem and recuperating from my work and appearance schedule.  I appreciate my fans support and love you guys.”  Continue reading “Mike Sorrentino Is In A Pills, Rehab And Rumors Type Of Situation”

Eel ‘Disappears’ Into Asian Man’s Penis

A man in China, Vain Zhang Nan, 56, got more than he bargained for while receiving a spa treatment where he was bathing with eels.

The technique is meant to remove dead skin and rejuvenate the body, making you look younger naturally.

Zhang was faced with a harsh reality when one of the 6 inch long eels swam up into his penis/urethra and got stuck there.

He describes,

“I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis…”

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