Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With A Tree, Blames Ecstasy

Thank you, Huffington Post and everyone else. “Actress Tried To Have Sex With A Tree” is officially the best headline of 2012 because it makes you want to read on AND it’s laugh-out-loud funny.

In her new book, Bad Habits: Confessions of a Recovering CatholicPlayboy favorite Jenny McCarthy writes about a time she took too much X in Hawaii and became turned on by everything, including the tree she used to hold herself up.

“The texture felt so good that I decided to rub my head and boobs all over it. It was a tree I was humping.” In another explanation of the affair, she tells Chelsea Handler:

“I took five at once, and I was rolling muh balls off.” Continue reading “Jenny McCarthy Had Sex With A Tree, Blames Ecstasy”

Smashing Pumpkins’ Lead Billy Corgan Sued Over Falling Tree

Famous couple (and naked bathtub video-makers) Eric Dane (Grey’s Anatomy) and Rebecca Gayheart (Jawbreaker) are suing their musician neighbor Billy Corgan over a eucalyptus tree that fell onto their property.

According to a lawsuit obtained by TMZ, a very pregnant Gayheart and her husband had to evacuate their flooding home after the tree knocked over a power line and fell into their home in Beverly Hills during a vicious storm in 2011.

This sounds like a really good video game produced by John Woo or Quentin Tarantino. With-child woman dodging live high voltage wires with her cocky fake doctor husband (he doesn’t make it).

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