Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [9-19-12]

Jennifer Aniston is pregnant with triplets in new Smartwater commercial. (Evil Beet)

Patriots TE Rob Gronkowski drops the ball because he’s thinking of porn stars. (Deadspin)

The Wanted strip down to their teenybopper briefs. (Daily Mail)

Los Angeles chef killed his wifeboiled her for four days. (L.A. Times)

Adam Levine, shirtless, with a possible boner. (ohmyGAHH!)

There might be a crater full of diamonds in Russia. (Huffington Post)

Blake Lively‘s engagement ring is bigger and better than Scarlett Johansson‘s. (ONTD!)

Magazine photoshops baby bump onto Kate Middleton, says she’s having twins. (Celebuzz)


Damn, I Was Hoping For A ‘Junior’ Sequel

There’s a Twins sequel in the works! Arnold Schwarzenegger and Danny DeVito are both on board for the second installment which will be called Triplets. It gets better – Eddie Murphy will play the third brother!

In case you don’t remember or weren’t alive, here’s the synopsis: Julius (Schwarzenegger) and Vincent (DeVito) are fraternal twins created in a secret genetics lab experiment. The goal was to create the “perfect child” using sperm from various donors.

Turns out, the twins, who were separated at birth and are at first unaware of each other’s existence, were a failure in that one is perfect and the other is a fat bald gnome with a criminal past.

Eddie Murphy would assume the role of yet another lost sibling. The character will probably be similar to Tower Heist’s “Slide.” Ivan Reitman, who directed Twins, will produce.