Stories I’m Too Lazy To Write About [2-2-13]

Mariah Carey tube top winterWinter doesn’t care if you’re Mariah Carey/Mariah doesn’t care that it’s winter in NY. (Yahoo!)

Chris Brown cited for speeding, disappointingly “let go without incident.” (E! Online)

Someone photoshopped Taylor Swift’s head onto Miley Cyrus’ body. (ohmyGAHH!)

Amanda Bynes says she wasn’t evicted even though she probably was. (Evil Beet)

If Sylvester Stallone doesn’t need an assault rifle, you don’t either. (Huffington Post)

Jenny McCarthy sits in the bath talking about all the shows she wishes she was on. (Radar)

Fresh-out-of-the-ring Frank Ocean has a new bestest friend in sleazy John Mayer. (ONTD!)