Matthew Fox Punched A Lady In The Boob

Sunday August 28, Lost and Party Of  Five star Matthew Fox, 45, punched a female bus driver in her boob, arm and groin.

29 year-old Heather Bormann filed an official complaint yesterday, charging him with assault.

She has photographic proof of her injuries and Matthew will almost certainly be apprehended in some way for his offense.

The altercation started when he tried to climb aboard the a bus that was booked by a bachelor party that he was not invited to.

After he stepped onboard and was asked to leave, he swung at her. She also reported that he smelled strongly of alcohol and that she swung back!
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No More Stand-Up For Chelsea Handler

Tuesday, August 9th on E!’s Chelsea Lately, funnylady host Chelsea Handler casually mentioned that she would not be touring for a long time after her next two tour dates in New Jersey and Atlantic City.

After saying that they were her last two dates “ever,” round-table member Jo Koy asked if she was serious, and she responded by saying that if she didn’t run out of money, she was done with stand-up and touring for a long time. She cited wanting to pursue other things (probably acting and/or producing) as the reason behind it. I’m guessing she’s also worn out from both touring AND hosting a show that usually airs four times a week.

But I’m also positive she will eventually do stand-up again. Don’t fret.

Better go see her at PNC Bank Center in Holmdel, NJ and at Trump Taj Mahal in Atlantic City, otherwise, no more Chelsea bang bang horizontal vodka pikachu on the road for a long time.