Twerk – The Twist Gossip

Video: Lily Allen – “Hard Out Here”

Praise the sweet potato Jesus, Lily Allen is back! The spicy British loudmouth rolls her eyes while getting plastic surgery reminding us all that you can find her “in the studio and not in the kitchen” in the new video for a song that very much feels like a more aggressive sequel to 2008’s “The Fear.”

The joke’s on us, as Allen peppers in some duckface, twerking, and auto-tune, but a few morons really didn’t get it, calling the video “racist” all because she’s a white women dancing with big-bootied black women. Allen had this to say to the tards who took offense:

The video is meant to be a lighthearted satirical video that deals with objectification of women within modern pop culture. It has nothing to do with race, at all. Continue reading “Video: Lily Allen – “Hard Out Here”” →

Humor, Music, Pop, TV

Lady Gaga’s Message to Miley…

During her visit to Watch What Happens Live with Andy Cohen, Lady Gaga talked about her days as a stripper, coyly said she couldn’t decided which member of One Direction was her favorite, and dropped a bomb of wisdom about everybody’s favorite obsession/thing to hate.

While Gaga said that “everybody is entitled to their own artistic expression” in reference to Miley, she thinks the term “twerk” is ridiculous, and I agree, because we don’t need a new word for booty shaking.

I’d rather plank inside a volcano filled with Tebowing, “Gangnam Style” dance and Monster Claw-doing Little Monsters than acknowledge twerking. Continue reading “Lady Gaga’s Message to Miley…” →

Celebrities, Music, Pop, Videos

Video: Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”

I received a text the other day asking if I’d seen the Miley video where she is “naked swinging from a ball,” and I hadn’t, so I immediately YouTubed and found this.

And there’s really no twerking in “Wrecking Ball” at all because the adorable little boy with the growth hormones and piercing blue eyes is too busy licking hammers and grinding on the ashes of Tiffany and Sheena Easton and Britney Spears or anyone else who could be held responsible. Continue reading “Video: Miley Cyrus – “Wrecking Ball”” →

Ahh Crap, Humor, TV, Videos

Twerking YouTube Girl on Fire is a Stuntwoman :(

The woman who lit herself on fire while twerking against a door (see GIF a few posts down) is actually a stuntwoman in cahoots with Jimmy Kimmel named Daphne Avalon.

Sadly, being in on the joke instantly makes it much less funny. I feel cheated, just like that other time the woman who burned her hand on a curling iron while singing Kreayshawn turned out to be an actress, or the other time the celebrities read the mean tweets that were mostly made up by comedians.

Kimmel pretended to interview the booty-shaking burn victim whose twerk fail video was one of the most popular of the week on his show last night, eventually revealing a director’s cut that featured him putting out the fire (in a matching pink shirt) with an extinguisher. Continue reading “Twerking YouTube Girl on Fire is a Stuntwoman :(“ →

Ahh Crap, Hip Hop, Humor, Music, Videos

GIF: Girl Lights Herself On Fire While Twerking

Your new favorite video of the month and possibly the year is out. I don’t know if you saw it yet? Girl twerks against door, door opens, girl falls onto a glass table full of candles and lights her stretchy pants on fire?

Before you make a joke about Miley’s tongue-wagging VMA performance, keep in mind that this is something you’d actually want to re-watch.

Anybody down to twerk by the fries at McDonald’s for a grease fiery sequel on Saturday?

Celebrities, Hip Hop, Music, Pop

Olivia Wilde Comments on Twerking

You know how I feel about twerking. It’s awesome when the one woman goes to Wal-Mart and makes a “twerking by the cakes” video, but if anyone ever says that Miley killed at the VMAs, they’d be referring to the death of the twerk.

Cat eye Drinking Buddies vixen Olivia Wilde had this to say during a Reddit Q&A, after being asked what she would do if she could go back in time and witness any historical event:

“The burning of Joan of Arc. I’d grab her and run and tell her that in the future Miley Cyrus is our saint and Joan must learn the art of twerking.”

Bahahaha. People tend to forget that she’s actually funny when they look at her face, but this is the woman who once said “In a thousand years archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.” Continue reading “Olivia Wilde Comments on Twerking” →

Celebrities, Hip Hop, Music, Pop, Scary AF

Miley Cyrus Horrified at the VMAs Last Night

Everyone’s talking about Miley Cyrus’ “shocking” performance at the MTV Video Music Awards. Honestly the most horrible thing about it besides her looking like one of those street kids from the 90s who either sucks dicks for five cents or looks like they do as a fashion statement, was the fact that Robin Thicke agreed to let her sing part of his sexy summer anthem “Blurred Lines.”

She really can’t sing at all. She’s basically just a back alley doll that bends over and jiggles when you pull a string in her back.

Oh heyyyy. This one thing is sexual, I better do it so people will pay attention to me. Look at my edgy hair. I’m the next Gwen Stefani! Wooooo, look at me go.

NO. The only good that came out of that performance besides the Vanessa Bayer intro is this photoshop masterpiece of Robin as Beetlejuice getting his dick ground off by her thin white tailbone. Continue reading “Miley Cyrus Horrified at the VMAs Last Night” →

Celebrities, Music, Rap

Ying Yang Twins Announce New Track “Miley Cyrus” On Upcoming Album

The rudest thing you can say to someone when seeing them for the first time in awhile is “I thought you were dead!” And that’s exactly what I would have said to the Ying Yang Twins if I had run into them on the street before today. But alas, they’re still crankin’ along, and plan on releasing a new album Ass In Session, which will feature a track simply titled “Miley Cyrus.”

The Atlanta duo and self-proclaimed “leaders of twerk” probably checked out her newly released video for “We Can’t Stop.” It’s more or less a detailed montage of Miley “just bein’ Miley,” which apparently in 2013 means sticking her ass in the air, licking a giant doll, and of course, twerking (acting black is her new favorite past-time). Continue reading “Ying Yang Twins Announce New Track “Miley Cyrus” On Upcoming Album” →